- [watching Ryan's Babe]
- Rich Evans: What?
- Jay Bauman: What?
- Rich Evans: What?
- Jack Packard: What?
- Jay Bauman: Wha...
- Josh Davis: Wait...
- Jay Bauman: Wait, what?
- Jack Packard: Wait, what?
- Jay Bauman: Wait, what?
- Josh Davis: Wait...
- Jack Packard: What?
- Jay Bauman: But what is this?
- Josh Davis: What?
- Jay Bauman: Where are we now? Wait! What is happening?
- Josh Davis: Wait, wait, wait...
- Jay Bauman: What? But why... oh God. What? What's happening?
- Jack Packard: Why not just...
- Rich Evans: What? How is that even allowed?
- Jay Bauman: Wait, what?
- Josh Davis: What?
- Jay Bauman: Where is he?
- Josh Davis: What? Who? Huh? I- I...
- Jack Packard: What is going on?
- Jay Bauman: What is happening? Why, where, how did we get here?
- Jack Packard: Th- bu- wha...
- Josh Davis: What?
- Rich Evans: What?
- Jay Bauman: Wait, what? Why is this happening?
- Rich Evans: Wh- huh?
- Jack Packard: What?
- Rich Evans: He doesn't even... like he gives a shit!
- [about discussing Demonwarp after watching Ryan's Babe]
- Jay Bauman: It was like discovering, it was like a, like a scientist discovering a new life form. A new, a new species. And then after that being like "Oh, that's a turtle. I've seen a turtle before."
- Rich Evans: I have a question. Has 'Suburban Sasquatch' ruined us for all Bigfoot movies?
- Jay Bauman: [screaming into lapel] Yes!