Skin Eating Jungle Vampires (2002) User Reviews

Shot on location

[cerealmon · 4/10 · 26 May 2020]

If you are a fan of blood, boobs and stock footage. You will be in heaven.

Aliens crash land in a volcano in Costa Rica and are trapped. To escape they have to find a bride for there leader Mr Creepo.

What can I say about this. Well it is a cheapo exploitation movie. Have of which is stock footage of their trip to Costa Rica. Most of the dialogue is ADRed. The main actress really phones it in, no really some of her lines are recorded off of a phone call.

But you are not here for dialogue anyway. Your here for blood, gore and nudity. And this has plenty.

Not a bad watch but nothing all that great. Good for a laugh.

Mr. Creepo... More Like Mr. Cheapo

[lln123 · 1/10 · 14 September 2023]

Nothing redeeming to be found in this movie! It's a very bad soft-porn movie.

It looks like it was recorded using a VHS-C camcorder with a $5 lens taped to it. It's shot in standard definition and many of the scenes are out of focus except near the center of the screen. At least 95% of the dialog was over-dubbed and about half of that has the sound quality of a landline telephone.

It was a waste of time writing the story, a waste of videotape to record it, and a waste of time to make the movie. The plot is very weak and the script is poorly written. The acting is also very bad. About 20% of the movie is just repeated shots of wildlife that has absolutely nothing to do with the movie, not to mention the large amount of scenes showing the lead actress just wandering around aimlessly looking for her missing sister.

I recommend skipping this one entirely.