Phil hopes to finance his Mediterranean retirement with Edith by selling his Twickenham home, but local agent Percy makes preciously little progress. Everybody has their ideas and motives to facilitate or sabotage their move, but cleaner Queenie persuades Phil to give her competing mate Sandra's open house method a chance, only to scare off every interested party with lies about smells and ghost, while Roger and Norman are invited to perform their lame ventriloquist and serenade busking acts.
—KGF Vissers