- Louie Duck: [Magica's magic destroys a mirror] Oh no! You broke the mirror of Taiki!
- Magica De Spell: The what now?
- Louie Duck: Ancient artifact, terrible curse if you break it.
- Magica De Spell: [Magic fires blasts of magic at Louie] I've never heard of it, and I'm inversed with all magics! Gaelic, Demogorgon, Sumerian!
- Louie Duck: Sumerian? You were in that dime a long time. Well, good luck with the curse!
- Magica De Spell: What kind of curse?
- Louie Duck: Grave misfortune, increased gullibility, a swift kick in the ribs.
- Magica De Spell: A what?
- [Webby delivers a flying kick to Magica]
- Magica De Spell: Ahh! My ribs!
- Donald Duck: Hands offa me...
- [His voice suddenly becomes smooth and clear]
- Donald Duck (Barksian Modulator): ...you mad scientist!
- Dewey Duck: Woah. He sounds so... normal.
- Donald Duck (Barksian Modulator): Rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers, rubber baby buggy bumpers! Hah-hah! Wow! I've never been able to say that before!
- [clears throat]
- Donald Duck (Barksian Modulator): As I was saying, Uncle Scrooge is in trouble and it's up to us to help him! And adventure is in our blood, we've faced down perilous foes and endless danger every day, but we always prevail! Because these ducks don't back down!
- Mrs. Beakley: Get ready for the storm.
- Donald Duck (Barksian Modulator): I am the storm.
- Mrs. Beakley: No, seriously. Have you been saying things like that this whole time?
- Flintheart Glomgold: [Trying to prevent his shadow from leaving his body] Where are you going? You're my shadow, you hear! CURSE YOU, ME!
- Roxanne Featherly: And so Duckburg is saved, thanks to Scrooge McDuck and his family.
- Della Duck: [Placing her hand on the TV screen] ... Boys?
- Mrs. Beakley: Now let's toast to a fond farewell meal, topped with a dash of perspective.
- Dewey Duck: So this whole thing was to guilt us into going back to the mansion? Well it's not gonna work! Sorry, but it's too late. We're going to Cape Suzette with our real family, and that's that. Right, Uncle Donald?
- Donald Duck: No. Mrs. B's right. Uncle Scrooge needs us, and we need him. Our family has been apart too long. It's time for us to come together. Come here, boys.
- [Huey and Louie rush to Donald's arms for a family hug]
- Dewey Duck: Wha-wha-wait! But the spear! And mom! And... and.
- [Dewey crosses his arms and tries to hold back tears. Donald signal's to him it's okay, Dewey smiles and rushes into the family hug]
- Launchpad McQuack: Family...
- Webbigail Vanderquack: Trapped!
- Donald Duck: Everybody listen up! Uncle Scrooge is in trouble and it's up to us to help him!
- Launchpad McQuack, Huey Duck, Louie Duck, Dewey Duck, Mrs. Beakley: [Everyone looks at each other in confusion, not making out what Donald said] What?
- Launchpad McQuack: Did anyone get any of that?
- Huey Duck: It's mostly context clues.
- Louie Duck: We get like every third word.
- Dewey Duck: Nope, completely unintelligible.
- Donald Duck: I'll show you unintelligible!
- [chases Dewey]
- Mrs. Beakley: Webby. Launchpad. A word? This is a parent trap, isn't it? You're trying to manufacture sentiment to force Scrooge and the boys to come together against their wills. I want in.
- Webbigail Vanderquack, Launchpad McQuack: Really?
- Mrs. Beakley: if this family won't come together, we'll have to do it for them. I assume you invited Scrooge?
- Webbigail Vanderquack: Yeah, but he's running late.
- Mrs. Beakley: Okay, I'll get the boys and Donald emotionally primed while we wait. I'm a former agent and a grandmother, I know how to weaponize guilt.
- Magica De Spell: Feed my power, dark eclipse. Free my form from the abyss. Dormant magic now unchained, the shadow queen be whole again!
- Gyro Gearloose: That's it! No more underwater labs! It's volcanoes or abandoned castles from now on!
- Donald Duck: Boys! Good news! Where have you always wanted to go?
- Louie Duck: Into the water to get my khopesh?
- Donald Duck: What? No. Cape Suzette! We're moving there tomorrow!
- Mrs. Beakley: Apple shortbread pie with a scoop of sea-salt ice cream, a common farewell dessert in certain parts.
- Dewey Duck: [excited] Finally some real food.
- Mrs. Beakley: [Mrs. Beakley takes back the pie] Ooh, I'm so sorry! This was Scrooge's favourite dessert, I don't want to remind you of that horrid man who lost your mother all those years ago. Even if it was an accident that tore him up for ten years propelling him into a desperate search that left him broken and nearly bankrupt.
- Louie Duck: [shocked] Wait, bankrupt? Really?
- Mrs. Beakley: But I understand. You're upset because you lost one family member. Which was terrible and painful, so you decided you should go ahead and lose another. Brilliant. Makes perfect, rational sense.
- Dewey Duck: Yeah, nailed it Mrs. B.
- Mrs. Beakley: Yes, distance yourself even further from his life and forsake family altogether. That will *definitely* fix it.
- Launchpad McQuack: No, it will do the opposite of that!
- Mrs. Beakley: Perhaps it's worth considering that the reason Scrooge closed himself off was because the loss of Della was the hardest thing he ever faced. Harder than any adventure. It's not that he didn't care, it's that he cared about family more than anything in the world. And perhaps he still does. But, I'm just the housekeeper, what do I know?
- Launchpad McQuack: A LOT! THIS LADY KNOWS A LOT!
- Magica De Spell: [sitting atop a throne made of Scrooge's gold] Ah, best seat in the house. Now the revenge monologue I've been plotting for fifteen years.
- [holding up Scrooge, trapped in the Number One Dime]
- Magica De Spell: "To my most hated nemesis", that means you, "as you know, you banished me to a nether-realm within your dime where I've been biding my time, devising your delicious downfall. In conclusion"... wait, these are out of order, hold on. Hold on!
- [Scrooge rolls his eyes]
- Magica De Spell: Don't roll your eye at me! I've been trapped for fifteen years, I'm entitled to a full minute of gloating! I will make you watch as I destroy everything you've ever loved! Starting with your precious little town!... Ooh, that's good, got a pen?
- Donald Duck (Barksian Modulator): Go save your uncle, I'll keep these palookas at bay! Ducks don't back down!
- Dewey Duck: See! I told you it's a thing!
- Huey Duck: It's cooler when he does it.
- Launchpad McQuack: [singing to the theme of Darkwing Duck] Launchpad climbs out on the plane, gonna start a fight! Wish I could think of a word that would rhyme with fight, all right!