DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Hell No, Dolly! (2018)

Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe

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Quotes 

• Ray Palmer : [reading a quiz on the back of a cereal box]  "Who is the most prolific serial killer in the United States?"

  Ava Sharpe : Ted Bundy. Although in my opinion, John Wayne Gacy had way more victims than he confessed to.

  [off everyone's looks] 

  Ava Sharpe : What? Everyone has their hobbies.

  Ray Palmer : Well, sorry, Ava, but according to this not-so-kid-friendly cereal, the answer is New Orleans' own Marie Laveau.

  Ava Sharpe : [taking the box]  What? A high-profile female serial killer? No, I would have heard of her. The box is wrong.

• Sara Lance : Ava, you are my love. And Mick, you are my family. And it would mean the world to me if both of you would try to get along.

  [whispers to Ava] 

  Sara Lance : Please.

  [Ava sits down across the table from Mick] 

  Sara Lance : So, I was thinking... maybe you two could find some common grounds.

  [Ava chortles] 

  Sara Lance : For example, Ava, you love to read. Mick here is an author.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh? Well, that's something. Though I'd be shocked if his novel wasn't sexist and derivative.

  Mick Rory : It is.

  Sara Lance : Okay. Well, Mick, you love to eat. Ava is a fantastic baker. She makes one mean snickerdoodle.

  Mick Rory : Fancy sugar cookies.

  Ava Sharpe : Snickerdoodles are actually completely different. It's a cream of tartar base.

• Sara Lance : Thanks for staying at my place this time.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, I love sleeping next to you. I just wish that your place didn't mean sharing a bathroom with...

  Garima : [passing by]  Beer.

  Sara Lance : Yes, Garima. Beer. It's the only word Rory taught her.

  Ava Sharpe : Wait, Rory's still using Brigid's diary? That thing is an ancient magical artifact.

  Sara Lance : Yeah, but it keeps him happy.

• Ava Sharpe : Sara, be reasonable. You can't let Rory keep the diary.

  Zari Tomaz : I see you've met Garima. What she lacks in vocabulary, she makes up for in personality.

• Sara Lance : Killer 'stache.

  Ava Sharpe : Interesting.

  Ray Palmer : You think? I had Gideon stimulate my hair follicles to grow it overnight. I read in one of Nora's letters that she had a thing for mustaches, so I...

  Ava Sharpe : Sorry, but how are we all being so blasé about the diary? What if Rory goes from writing sci-fi to horror? Do you want killer clowns running around the ship?

  Ray Palmer : The only killer on this ship is the amount of sugar in this cereal. Big Easy O's?

  Zari Tomaz : They taste like beignets. So sweet, it makes your lips pucker.

• Sara Lance : All right, Legends, next stop, N' awlins. We have a Fugitive serial killer, and it's a weird one.

  Charlie : Yeah, it says here that all of the victims were wealthy blonde ladies stabbed to death inside their locked bedrooms. Spooky.

  Ava Sharpe : Wait, wait, wait, wait. Blondes killed in locked rooms. That's the M.O. of Mike the Spike.

  Sara Lance : Am I gonna find a murder board in your closet?

• Ray Palmer : What kind of Fugitive stabs a woman?

  Mick Rory : [on comms]  I know a woman I could stab. Rhymes with Shava.

  Sara Lance : Rory, play nice.

  Ava Sharpe : Don't worry, I can handle myself against the cretin.

  Mick Rory : Whatever, man-pants.

• Sara Lance : One thing I learned from the Chucky movies is the doll always comes back.

  Ava Sharpe : Gideon, how's the timeline?

  Gideon : History is on track, and Marie Laveau lived a long and celebrated life, inspiring an Emmy-nominated portrayal by Angela Bassett.

  Ava Sharpe : See? Rory killed the Dybbuk. Which is unfortunate, because now I have to explain to Mr. Heywood why I'm bringing him a seared doll instead of a magical creature.

  Sara Lance : Well, at least we get to find out why they call it the Big Easy.

  Ava Sharpe : Did you happen to notice that Rory robbed that party blind?

  Sara Lance : I believe it.

• Ava Sharpe : Well, you went all-out. What the hell is he doing here?

  Mick Rory : Leaving.

  Sara Lance : Wait. Wait. Both of you. Please look. I roasted a roast.

  Gideon : Technically, Captain, I fabricated...

  Sara Lance : Shut up, Gideon.

• Sara Lance : Okay, we shouldn't split up. Classic horror movie mistake.

  Ava Sharpe : Well, we're not exactly helpless.

  Sara Lance : Fine. I'll go fix Gideon.

  Ava Sharpe : And I'm gonna go catch a serial killer!

  Sara Lance : You are way too excited about this.