DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Dancing Queen (2018)

Tala Ashe: Zari Tomaz

Quotes 

• Zari Tomaz : That brooding anti-hero crap must be a real panty dropper, huh? You tell her you have four roommates who sleep on the couch?

  John Constantine : No, I didn't. She's my mum.

  Zari Tomaz : ...I'm *really* wishing I had not said "panty dropper."

  John Constantine : Yeah.

• Ray Palmer : I feel like you're the only one I can talk to about this whole Nora thing.

  Zari Tomaz : Secret's safe with me. Doing bad things for good reasons is practically our mission statement.

• John Constantine : That Irishman there is a leprechaun.

  Zari Tomaz : So sorry - are you being serious or racist?

  John Constantine : Both, Love.

• Sara Lance : We need to get close to that band, which shouldn't be a problem, 'cause everybody left on this ship is a punk.

  Mick Rory : Except for Haircut. He hasn't broken a rule in his life.

  Zari Tomaz : Yep. Not a single rule.

• John Constantine : My dad used to call me "Killer." Never let me forget what I did.

  Zari Tomaz : Hmm. Father of the year.

  John Constantine : Hmm. Wouldn't guess that to look at him, would you?

  Zari Tomaz : [glancing at his father flirting with his mother]  You didn't just happen to run into your parents, did you?

  John Constantine : I've ruined a lot of lives, and that bastard is just the first one to call me out on it.

  Zari Tomaz : Listen, if you want to wallow in self pity, the Waverider has got a lot of rooms for that. I'm partial to the kitchen myself.

  John Constantine : Oh, I'm not here to wallow, love. I'm here to fix it. I'm gonna give him the old Manchester mangler.

  Zari Tomaz : What?

  John Constantine : Back-alley vasectomy.

• John Constantine : Oh, what happened?

  Zari Tomaz : Ball-kick paradox. You can't kick your own dad in the junk because you'd erase yourself from the timeline, which means there would be no one to kick your dad in the junk.

• Ray Palmer : So, I have an idea. What if I just ask her to stop impersonating the Queen? History goes back to the way it was, and we don't have to send her to hell.

  Sara Lance : Ray, so far we've learned that unicorns are homicidal maniacs and fairy godmothers are psychopaths. And they're supposed to be the nice ones.

  John Constantine : And these shapeshifting bastards, they put the rest to shame. We're talking killing sprees, world wars, you name it.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, but she's not doing any of that.

  John Constantine : She's manipulating you. Don't fall for it, mate.

  Mick Rory : Too late. He's got a tattoo.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp.

• Zari Tomaz : Were you and your mom close?

  John Constantine : Just met her twenty minutes ago. Died in childbirth.

  Zari Tomaz : [awkwardly]  Two for two.

• Ray Palmer : Sara, I figured it out.

  Sara Lance : All right, Ray, what are we dealing with?

  Ray Palmer : She's a shapeshifter. She doesn't kidnap the Queen. She becomes the Queen.

  John Constantine : [entering with Zari]  I knew it.

  Zari Tomaz : You definitely said leprechaun.

• Sara Lance : [learning Ray let Nora escape]  Look, you better not be wrong about her. But right now, we need to deal with our current captive. She cannot stay on the ship.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, especially now with Amaya's face. It's freakin' creepy.

  Mick Rory : You broke her, you fix her, weasel. Make her not Amaya again.

  John Constantine : Spell doesn't work like that, Womble. I took away her power to transform. It's like clipping an angel's wings. You can't exactly unclip them.

• Ray Palmer : Uh... We... we're not gonna hurt the dog, are we?

  Zari Tomaz : No. We're gonna hurt the Queen.