DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Dancing Queen (2018)

Caity Lotz: Sara Lance

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• Sara Lance : Not your finest work, bud.

  Mick Rory : He's gonna get us killed.

  Sara Lance : You just don't like guys with ties.

  Mick Rory : That's right. It's like a little flag hanging from someone's neck saying "I'm a liar."

• Sara Lance : Wow. Red beans and rice didn't miss Her Majesty.

  Nate Heywood : Now I understand how Mr. Mix-a-Lot got his knighthood.

• Ava Sharpe : What kind of ripple effect are we really looking at here, Nate?

  Nate Heywood : Okay. Right now, the queen gets institutionalized, the British monarchy fails, and England descends into chaos.

  Sara Lance : Anarchy in the UK.

  Nate Heywood : Which is weird, but... paranormal?

  Ava Sharpe : Well, something freaky is definitely at the heart of this. Our magic-tracking device detected a massive spike.

  Sara Lance : All right, then we got a live one. Punk rock London. Nate, you ready?

  Nate Heywood : Um, well, Ava asked me to stick around and help launch the magic operations here.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, we need to establish procedure, protocols, command structure.

  Sara Lance : So... desk job. Nate Heywood, cubicle guy. Sad little plant on his desk. Really?

  Ava Sharpe : It's prestigious, Sara.

  Nate Heywood : And then when everything's up and running, I come back to the Waverider.

  Sara Lance : Fine. Cool kids are off to the Jolly Old.

• Sara Lance : Nate will be back soon. In the meantime, we need to go back before the monarchy goes anarchy.

  John Constantine : Never thought I'd get to meet the Queen.

  Sara Lance : Not gonna happen. Too risky. And besides, she's not the one setting off Ray's magic-o-meter. The Queen's favorite new band is... the Smell.

  John Constantine : The Smell? Never heard of 'em, and I know of every rubbish punk band there is in London.

• Sara Lance : We need to get close to that band, which shouldn't be a problem, 'cause everybody left on this ship is a punk.

  Mick Rory : Except for Haircut. He hasn't broken a rule in his life.

  Zari Tomaz : Yep. Not a single rule.

• Sara Lance : All right, guys, here's our chance. Somebody's gotta slip backstage and get in with the band.

  John Constantine : Yeah, leave it to me. I used to play here with Mucus Membrane. I know my way around. And besides, you're all bloody Yanks.

  Mick Rory : [pulling him back]  Not you.

  Sara Lance : Why not?

  Mick Rory : I don't like him.

  John Constantine : Always perfidious Albion, is it? Never trust a Brit.

  Mick Rory : Something like that.

• Ray Palmer : So, I have an idea. What if I just ask her to stop impersonating the Queen? History goes back to the way it was, and we don't have to send her to hell.

  Sara Lance : Ray, so far we've learned that unicorns are homicidal maniacs and fairy godmothers are psychopaths. And they're supposed to be the nice ones.

  John Constantine : And these shapeshifting bastards, they put the rest to shame. We're talking killing sprees, world wars, you name it.

  Ray Palmer : Yeah, but she's not doing any of that.

  John Constantine : She's manipulating you. Don't fall for it, mate.

  Mick Rory : Too late. He's got a tattoo.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, please let it be a tramp stamp.

• Ava Sharpe : How do you keep five Legends on a leash at once?

  Sara Lance : Very loosely, because sometimes we pull you in the right direction.

• John Constantine : You know? It is 1977 in London Town. I'm gonna enjoy the sights. Good luck with your magic problem.

  Ray Palmer : Did you guys just make Constantine leave?

  Sara Lance : We'll get back to you, Ray.

• Sara Lance : Ray, we can hear you gulping through the comms.

  Ray Palmer : Do we really have to do this? I mean, we know that Declan is not a leprechaun.

  Sara Lance : Well, your machine says one of them is magical, so our job is to find 'em and get it gone. You're gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.

  Ray Palmer : Corgi-knapping?

  Mick Rory : Gaining their trust and betraying them.

• Ray Palmer : Sara, I figured it out.

  Sara Lance : All right, Ray, what are we dealing with?

  Ray Palmer : She's a shapeshifter. She doesn't kidnap the Queen. She becomes the Queen.

  John Constantine : [entering with Zari]  I knew it.

  Zari Tomaz : You definitely said leprechaun.

• Sara Lance : [learning Ray let Nora escape]  Look, you better not be wrong about her. But right now, we need to deal with our current captive. She cannot stay on the ship.

  Zari Tomaz : Yeah, especially now with Amaya's face. It's freakin' creepy.

  Mick Rory : You broke her, you fix her, weasel. Make her not Amaya again.

  John Constantine : Spell doesn't work like that, Womble. I took away her power to transform. It's like clipping an angel's wings. You can't exactly unclip them.

• Nate Heywood : Whoo! That was one surpisingly strong little plant.

  Gary Green : Surprisingly full of goo.

  Sara Lance : [approaching]  I like what you've done with the place. Sort of a "little office of horrors" theme.