Comedy Central Roasts (TV Series)

Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis (2018)

Kevin Pollak: Self - Roaster

Quotes 

• Kevin Pollak : [after being introduced by Joseph Gordon-Levitt]  Thank you, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, 'cause that's a fucking name. You know-

  [Audience cheers and laughs] 

  Kevin Pollak : You're doing a great job tonight, Joey.

  Joseph Gordon-Levitt : [laughs and smiles]  Thank you, thank you.

  Kevin Pollak : You are, really.

  [Signals to him for the audience] 

  Kevin Pollak : He's such a pro. It's no wonder you've been working in Hollywood steadily since you were six years old. Of course it helps when your parents aren't choosy about who touches your pee pee.

  [Audience laughs]