- In a post-apocalyptic underground shelter, four survivors pass time in an endless orgy. When space murderess Ivanka beams in, things get kinky and spin out of control.
- After a nuclear apocalypse in an underground shelter outside Los Angeles, Daniel, 30's, geeky, smart and pragmatic, goes over the finer points of the moon landing conspiracy theory with Donald, a loud mouth, aggressive and a kleptomaniac talking cat, when Kate, 30's, no nonsense, strong and driven storms in, demanding to know who stole her food rations. Donald cracks under the weight of her interrogation, admits the theft and leaves the room. kate makes advances on Daniel and they're about to make out when Adam, mid 30's, unconfident, enthusiastic, childish, interrupts to call Daniel to his shift on radio, their only device with which they try to reach anyone that might still be out there. Kate teases Adam about his below average penis size.
Wanda, 20's, high strung, brutish and jealous, she's excited to introduce everyone to a speaking grasshopper she has found. The introductions don't go as planed when Steve gets a little aggressive with the group and Donald eats him. Wanda is furious but an unexpected woman's voice breaks through the radio interrupting the arguments and they all rush to answer the barely audible voice. From the bits and pieces of sound coming through they are able to give her their location and they think they might have heard her say her name is Ivanka Pump, but that can't be true, can it?
Donald surprises Kate when he communicated with her telepathically, and explains to her that that is something cats do, but he can do it with her as well because she has cancer. Kate dismisses him and declares that she intends to put Ivanka on trial for crimes against humanity when she shows up. Everyone has something to say about that when Ivanka, stunning, confident, manipulative, walks in, bigger than life, and takes the group by storm. They guys love her, the women fear her, Donald purrs with joy.
Wanda's insecurities flare up around Ivanka, and she picks a fight with Adam, her ex fiancé over their stained relationship, and almost simultaneously Donald telepathically reveals to Kate that Daniel is having sex with Ivanka in storage, which turns out to be true and infuriates her. She decides to start Ivanka's trial on the spot and without delay and conducts it rather well until she suddenly falls to her knees with sharp stomach pains and is helped out of the room by Wanda. Ivanka doesn't seem the least concerned with Kate, and takes the opportunity to continue flirting with the guys.
Ivanka has everyone wrapped around her finger with her survival story of space travel and many lonely days searching the world over for other living people. She's been through a lot the poor girl, her tears will tell you, but somehow Wanda finds it all hard to believe and upsetting that Adam seems to eat it up. When she confronts him, Adam admits he is infatuated with Ivanka but through some miss understanding somehow finds himself promising to marry Wanda. Everyone sets out to get the wedding underway with Adam in charge of finding a ring for Wanda. As the room clears out he's left alone with Ivanka and she seduces him. Donald tells Wanda everything as soon as he can and she losses her mind and tries to hurt Ivanka but ends up killing herself instead.
Adam is wracked with guilt, which intensifies when Daniel comes in with news that Kate suffered greatly and died in her bed. Adam leaves after sharing with Daniel the news about Wanda's fate and Daniel confronts Ivanka and Donald and they finally tell him the truth about themselves. The cat is Donald Pump himself, in temporary cat form, yes, but still. Ivanka and him wanted to start everything from scratch, one woman, one man, make it great again. That was the plan from the start. Adam returns ready to kill Daniel who is disgusted and stunned to learn that Adam was in on the plan for some time. Adam leads Daniel off to execution. Donald and Ivanka celebrate the completion and successes of their master plan, Zero Fucks, and seal it with a kiss. Soon after they leave, Daniel returns. He stands in the empty room, covered in blood, he survived, did what he had to do, but he's not done yet.
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