- Sandy Kominsky: [looking at the Phoebe's rehab plan] What's equine therapy?
- Receptionist: Horses are very spiritual animals, and they help our patients in their path to recovery.
- Norman: Ah. A path filled with horse shit.
- Norman: May I give you some advice?
- Sandy Kominsky: Dating advice? Last time you went on a date, Richard Nixon was in office and he was doing well.
- Norman: The secret to a happy relationship is that the woman must always feel like she comes first.
- Sandy Kominsky: But what about when she doesn't? When there's other things going on, you know, and you don't have the time?
- Norman: No. I said feel like she comes first.
- Sandy Kominsky: So lie?
- Norman: No, no. It's not lying. It's acting. You should try it some time.
- Sandy Kominsky: Very funny.
- Norman: Maybe take a class...
- Norman: I've never been to an Indian casino before.
- Sandy Kominsky: They're pretty much like a Vegas casino, except they're not overly fond of "reservations."