Mom (TV Series)

Phone Confetti and a Wee Dingle (2018)

Allison Janney: Bonnie Plunkett

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Quotes 

• Bonnie : [police lights appear in the rear view mirror]  You didn't do anything illegal in Nevada, did you?

  Christy : I guess we're going to find out.

• Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : One more thing, Bonnie.

  Bonnie : What?

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Don't ever come back to Nevada.

  Bonnie : I'll add it to the list.

• Christy : Dairy Queen next exit! Let's get ice cream! DQ! DQ!

  Bonnie : You can get ice cream at the hotel, it's only 12 miles away.

  Christy : We're going to the hotel to make me feel better, and right now a chocolate blizzard will make me feel better! DQ! DQ! DQ DQ DQ DQ DQ DQ!

  Bonnie : [talking over Christy]  This could be why I disappeared so much when you were a kid.

• Bonnie : [returns to the jail sweating and panting]  You know... it is really hot out there.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : See any snakes?

  Bonnie : [pours drink]  Six.

• Bonnie : [sees pictures of Gene's daughter]  Oh wow, that's a whole lot of eyeliner.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : It's really noticeable since she shaved her head.

• Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Can you help me with something?

  Bonnie : [in holding cell]  I don't know, I'm pretty busy in here.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : How is it possible to get 17 parking tickets in one weekend? What was going on in December of '99?

  Bonnie : Y2K, idiots thought the world was going to end.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Not just idiots... continue.

  Bonnie : A bunch of freaked out people seemed like a good way to score on a drug deal, so my boyfriend, Doug... no, Dwayne... anyway, he and I came down to unload some Mexican marijuana.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : You realize you have the right to remain silent, don't you?

  Bonnie : Yeah, that's never been my strong suit.

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : So what happened?

  Bonnie : Apparently we got high and forgot where we parked the car.

• Bonnie : [to Adam about Christy breaking up with Patrick]  She's a lot stronger than she looks, she's fine.

  Christy : [pops up in the kitchen window with a tube of cookie dough]  I couldn't find any chocolate syrup so I just rolled it in sugar and Froot Loops.

  [takes a bite, voice breaking] 

  Christy : I think I invented something wonderful.

• Bonnie : [after Gene hangs up with his wife]  What'd she do?

  Sergeant Gene Reubenzer : Huh?

  Bonnie : I know a 'my daughter blew it' phone call when I hear it.

• Christy : [Bonnie's in handcuffs]  I was gone for 5 minutes! What happened?

  Bonnie : I got a bunch of parking tickets 20 years ago, which wasn't a problem until we came to Nevada, and you forgot to put the license plates on your car!