- Sandy Cheeks: I ain't fixed the vortex yet! How in tarnation did you get back?
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Sandy saved us.
- [Sandy reacts in confusion]
- Bubble Bass: I hope you didn't damage my goods.
- SpongeBob SquarePants: Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass. And we sure built up an appetite for that free lunch!
- [He laughs. Patrick gets out a napkin from his mouth and ties it around his neck, and pops out a knife and fork from his bellybutton]
- Bubble Bass: [smugly] Oh, yes. About that. I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long, that I... ate them!
- [He holds up two empty and torn paper bags with a mean look on his face and belches loudly. Patrick angrily inhales the knife, fork and napkin and storms over to Bubble Bass]
- Patrick Star: If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch... things are gonna get crazy!
- [Bubble Bass is so intimidated that he melts]