DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
The Virgin Gary (2018)
Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe
Quotes
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Ava Sharpe : Captain Lance, I would like you and your team to report to the Time Bureau immediately.
Sara Lance : Copy that. Gideon, set a course for Star City.
Ava Sharpe : I'm not talking about our field office, Ms. Lance. I meant our Time Bureau headquarters in D.C. Over and out.
Sara Lance : [Ava's hologram ends] Damn it! Who told Ava about the dragon?
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Ava Sharpe : On behalf of the Time Bureau, I would like to recognize Captain Lance and her crew for fixing the final anachronism. Congratulations.
Sara Lance : What does that even mean?
Ava Sharpe : Well, it means that...
[ushering Gary out of the way]
Ava Sharpe : ...Paul Revere was the final crack in the timeline. You, my friends, fixed history.
Nate Heywood : The same history we broke.
Sara Lance : [through gritted teeth] Just take the win.
Mick Rory : I don't want your stinking medal.
Ava Sharpe : There's an open bar.
Mick Rory : Where?
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Ava Sharpe : [surprised to see Constantine] What the hell are you doing here?
[Sara surreptitiously hides the bones on the counter]
Ava Sharpe : Is everything all right?
Sara Lance : Yeah, everything is great.
John Constantine : I just telling Sara...
Sara Lance : About an exorcism that he has to do tomorrow in Georgetown. It's really nothing you wanna hear before bedtime.
[ushering him out]
Sara Lance : Come back again soon now, John. Don't be shy about that doorbell.
John Constantine : I'll be seeing you around, Sharpie.
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Ava Sharpe : Should I be worried about your ex-lover breaking into my apartment, or...
Sara Lance : Well, I thought that... this was our apartment.
Ava Sharpe : You are smooth.
[kissing her neck, then heading back upstairs]
Ava Sharpe : Don't forget the bubbly.
Sara Lance : [the bones Constantine left behind start to clatter, and one stands upright] Bollocks.
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Sara Lance : Smells good in here.
Ava Sharpe : Oh, yeah, I, uh, burned the first chicken piccata, but I think I got the second one just right.
Sara Lance : Those our medals?
Ava Sharpe : I wanted to remind you of all the good you did last year.
Sara Lance : Yeah, we, um... we weren't that good.
Ava Sharpe : Would you stop being so hard on yourself, Sara? I'm proud of you.
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Sara Lance : When we freed Mallus, we accidentally released magical monsters into the world. And I didn't want to tell you because I love the idea of us living together, and I didn't wanna risk that or you thinking that maybe I wasn't such a screw-up.
Ava Sharpe : I know
Sara Lance : You do?
Ava Sharpe : Mm-hmm. Gary was very proud about losing a nipple.
Sara Lance : But you cooked dinner...
Ava Sharpe : Yeah. Because I love you, you goober, and nothing is gonna change that.
Sara Lance : Even after I went behind your back to work with Constantine to send a unicorn to hell?
Ava Sharpe : Okay, yeah, I wasn't so crazy about that part. Let's not talk about Constantine. I'm crazy about you. Come here.
[sitting down]
Ava Sharpe : Stop being neurotic. I don't think that you're a screw-up. I think that you are a damn fine captain, faced with some extraordinary circumstances.
Sara Lance : God, I love you.
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Sara Lance : Do we...
Ava Sharpe : Mm-hmm.
Sara Lance : You and I, think that maybe right now is not the best time for me to move in? You know that I want to; nothing would make me happier. It's just... I feel like I need to be out there. With my team.
Ava Sharpe : I understand. But can you promise me that our relationship will continue to evolve, please? I want this, you and me, for real.
Sara Lance : So do I. We're gonna figure it out.
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Sara Lance : Okay, I gotta go.
Ava Sharpe : No, no, no...
Sara Lance : Yes, I gotta get back to the ship. The Legends aren't used to being on furlough.
Ava Sharpe : Come on, they will be fine for one night. Besides, I was hoping that you and your team would be spending more time here in 2018. But mostly, you know... you, with me... in this apartment.
Sara Lance : Ava Sharpe. Are you trying to make a kept woman out of me?
Ava Sharpe : What? No! I wouldn't dare. I'm... just... saying that, you know, since you fixed all the anachronisms, maybe you wouldn't mind being kept, just part of the time. It would be fun to come home to you.