Theo: Today on the slopes, I'm mogul skiing with the beautiful Selma!
[rock music]
Selma: Hello!
Theo: I know you think she's going to slide down and cover me in snow. Well, no. Heh heh.
[pulls out an umbrella]
Theo: Clever, right?
[gets skidded with snow]
Theo: Maybe not. You have springs for knees!
Selma: No, it's a matter of training. You'll see. It's really fun.
Theo: Shakin' her outfit, turn on tone, for a wonderful event, here's Selma!
Selma: Do you take me for a model?
Theo: Ugh. What was I thinking? Go!
Selma: Off I go! In mogul skiing, two things are important, speed and technique. The track is 250 metres long. The one who arrives out first and makes the most beautiful jump wins.
Theo: A beautiful display of elegance from Selma. Style, ease, the embodyment of feminine grace!
Selma: Uh, Theo?
Theo: Sorry, just got carried away. Heh heh.
Selma: Mogul skiing is a freestyle discipline, along with sports like aerials, ski cross, halfpipe and ski ballet.
Theo: [comes out in a tutu] Ballet? Like this?
Selma: Uh, with skis, Theo.
Theo: [picks up two skis and dances around with them] Here's ballet with skis. Whoa!
[falls down]
Selma: [chuckles]
Theo: Mogul skiing is awesome!
[slips]
Theo: I love sports.