Scorpion (TV Series)

Foul Balls (2018)

Eddie Kaye Thomas: Toby Curtis

Quotes 

• Carson : I refuse to allow Homeland's undefeated season to be tarnished with an asterisk. I won't accept a forfeit. So you're going to play us.

  Happy Quinn : Why should we help you? You tried to put my roomie in prison.

  [nods towards Cabe] 

  Carson : You two were roommates?

  Happy Quinn : Yeah, while him and I were engaged.

  [nods towards Toby] 

  Toby Curtis : While she was married to him.

  [nods towards Walter] 

  Walter O'Brien : Before I dated her.

  [nods towards Paige, who just smirks at Carson] 

  Carson : Damn freak show in here... Look, you're gonna play.

• Toby Curtis : [answers cellphone]  Hap, I'm a little busy right now.

  Happy Quinn : Okay, I need you to use that manipulative shrink-brain of yours and call Kyle Dirk's limo driver. Pretend to be his manager, and tell him to run down the street to get Dirk a sandwich for the ride home. And hurry, the event's winding down and Dirk will be out any second.

  Toby Curtis : Okay, but I'm a little concerned 'cause it sounds like you're gonna kidnap baseball star Kyle Dirk.

• Walter O'Brien : It was a white lie. Paige taught me all about white lies, I did it because I knew she'd feel bad that I overheard her mocking the lecture.

  Florence : I told you. It was all benign.

  Toby Curtis : It's a white lie if you brought me. Bringing a woman, that's a tan lie. Bringing a woman that you dreamt about, that's a brown lie. Bringing a woman that you dreamt about kissing? That's a black lie!

  Walter O'Brien : Preposterous.

  Toby Curtis : If it's a white lie - go tell her.

  Walter O'Brien : ...Okay, maybe it's beige.