Sanders Shorts (TV Series)

Look, I Just Really Like Garlic: Extended Edition (2018)

Kenny Armstrong: Phone Salesman

Quotes 

• [first scene. Thomas is talking to the phone] 

  Phone Salesman : Would you like to try our new pasta, with kale?

  Thomas : That sounds terrible...

  Phone Salesman : It comes with a slice of garlic bread and...

  Thomas : I'll have two orders of that and...

  [second scene. Mom is serving Thomas food] 

  Mom : Mashed potatoes sound good?

  Thomas : [frowning to her]  You know I hate those...

  Mom : Garlic mashed potatoes?

  Thomas : [frowning to her]  You know I love those...

  [third scene. Thomas and Terrence are tied with a rope, back to back] 

  Terrence : Look, I just came over to hang out, and now you're about to get me killed.

  Thomas : Relax. You got the stuff?

  [first shot of a jar of garlic powder] 

  Terrence : Yes, I got it. I don't know why you wanted me to grab this.

  Terrence : [smirking]  Toss it over.

  [Terrence throws the jar to Thomas, who grabs it] 

  Thomas : [whispering with an unconcerned face]  I got it...

  [Thomas opens the jar with his mouth] 

  Terrence : What are you doing?

  [Thomas puts a bunch of garlic powder on the rope. Terrence doesn't know what's going on. Thomas bites the rope. While Terrence shows a confused face, the sound of a mechanical saw is heard. Next, the rope is cut and Thomas sets himself free] 

  Thomas : [while getting up]  There we go. Let's go.

  Terrence : [confused, looking at the loose rope]  Oh... what did you do?