- Young Brad: I'm Smiling Because You're My Brother
- Young Brad: And I'm Laughing...
- Young Brad, Young Jim: [joined by Jim] ... Because There Is Nothing You Can Do About It
- Cody Johnson: Why Are You A Snowflake Liberal-tard?
- [last lines]
- Cody Johnson: [prior to the fatal fire] I Wanna Grow Up To Be Just Like You Dad
- Jim Johnson: An incident is blowing a terrorists' head off from a 100 miles away... an accident is hitting the unfortunate prick standing behind him
- Jim Johnson: [to his brother] You chose dick
- [last lines]
- Jim Johnson: [seeing his dead son in place of a boy he saved] There you are... there you... aaarrreee