- Junior Reigns: Hey, can you believe that watching a movie at home used to mean jumping in the car, driving to a video store and hoping that the movie you wanted to watch was available to rent?
- Tani Rey: Yeah, those poor souls.
- Junior Reigns: Like, seriously, nowadays you can just, you know, fire up your phone and watch the "Fast and Furious" franchise from the comfort of your own toilet seat.
- Tani Rey: [sarcastic] Yeah, it's a great time to be alive. And thank you so much for that mental image.
- Junior Reigns: Well, you know, I was hypothetically speaking. You know, uh, I obviously don't do that.
- Steve McGarrett: Are you serious right now?
- Danny Williams: I'm hungry.
- Steve McGarrett: Oh, yeah, I know. We're all hungry. Where'd you get the animal crackers?
- Danny Williams: I was with Charlie today. And he's five. So you have to have snacks for five year old kids, 'cause if their blood sugar drops too low, they act like, um, psychopaths.
- Steve McGarrett: Give me a cracker.
- Danny Williams: No.
- Steve McGarrett: Give me a cracker.
- Danny Williams: This is my food.
- Steve McGarrett: [Sophie ditched Harry to meet a boy] All right, good news is he does not have a criminal record. Oh. Doesn't have a driver's license, either.
- Harry Langford: So there's no way we can identify him.
- Danny Williams: You guys, get out... move away. I gotta do everything? Look. He may not have a license or a record, but... if he is under the age of 30, he definitely has a social media footprint.
- Harry Langford: Well, if isn't behaving himself, I'm gonna leave a pretty heavy fooprint. On his face.
- Steve McGarrett: Look at you, all tech savvy.
- Danny Williams: Yeah, well, I got a 16 year old daughter. Nothing I wouldn't do to spy on her.
- Travis: This is crazy. I didn't do anything. You want to talk? Call my dad's lawyer. He can straight...
- [Harry slaps him]
- Travis: Ow!
- Steve McGarrett: Kind of had that coming.
- Travis: That, like, really hurt.
- Harry Langford: Good. Now that I have your attention, let's start with where Lady Sophie Mortimer is. Looks a little like the girl that you were playing tonsil tennis with. Yea high, blonde, very smart, English. Way out of your league.
- Travis: I don't have any idea, dude.
- Harry Langford: Well, that's not the right answer, is it, matey? Which means I'm gonna have to break one of your arms now. But I'll be a gentleman about it and let you choose which one.
- Danny Williams: Do you... do you want to discuss the, uh, pink donkey in the room?
- Steve McGarrett: There's a pink donkey in the room?
- Danny Williams: The pink elephant. You know what I mean?
- Steve McGarrett: What's that?
- Danny Williams: The elephant. Elephant.
- Steve McGarrett: What are you talking about?
- Danny Williams: Noriko.
- Steve McGarrett: What about her?
- Danny Williams: What about her? Well, uh, after everything she put Adam through, uh, you think it's just a coincidence that the same day she dies is the same day that Adam skips town? You don't find that to be a little cause-and-effect-ish?
- Steve McGarrett: Until I have some clear evidence in front of me that implicates Adam in any of this, there's nothing to discuss, Danny.
- Danny Williams: Oh. Well, what about when you do have some clear evidence? Then what?
- Steve McGarrett: Then I'm gonna have a very difficult decision to make.
- Tani Rey: Anonymous package, no return address. What do you think the chances are we watch this and it isn't deeply disturbing?