Chicago Fire (TV Series)

Slamigan (2018)

Monica Raymund: Gabriela Dawson

Quotes 

• Randall McHolland : Oh, hey, you know how Connie feels about fire tools inside the house.

  Joe Cruz : It'll only take a minute. I wanna connect a sledgehammer to a Halligan bar so one guy can set the Halligan into a doorjamb and bang it into place all by himself.

  Otis : Yeah, but those two things together are like 22 pounds.

  Joe Cruz : It's a tool for real men.

  Randall McHolland : I gotta say, it doesn't seem like it would work.

  Christopher Herrmann : And if it did, wouldn't somebody have invented it by now?

  Joe Cruz : Hey, no one invented the computer until Bill Gates came along.

  Otis : Bill Gates didn't... Anyway, that thing is hardly a computer.

  Joe Cruz : Nope, it isn't. It's a Slamigan.

  Christopher Herrmann : Say that again. What... What are you calling this thing?

  Joe Cruz : The Slamigan.

  Christopher Herrmann : We're gonna be rich.

  Joe Cruz : Who's "we"?

  Otis : Yeah, and when did "we" decide this was a good idea?

  Christopher Herrmann : When he named it The Slamigan.

  Joe Cruz : Okay.

  [hits the Halligan bar with the sledgehammer, but it disconnects] 

  Otis : Slamigan indeed.

  Randall McHolland : It's all right. If at first you don't succeed...

  Christopher Herrmann : I know, I know. This is gonna work. You just need to add a real hinge on and you know, a steel plate.

  Joe Cruz : Yeah, I guess I could get the torch out and just braze something together real quick.

  Sylvie Brett : No, a brazed joint won't be strong enough. You wanna MIG weld it. I grew up on a farm. When the cultivator threw a shank, who do you think fixed it?

  Gabriela Dawson : Hey, Brett, can we run a little errand?

  Sylvie Brett : Sure.