Chicago Fire (TV Series)
Slamigan (2018)
David Eigenberg: Christopher Herrmann
Quotes
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Randall McHolland : Oh, hey, you know how Connie feels about fire tools inside the house.
Joe Cruz : It'll only take a minute. I wanna connect a sledgehammer to a Halligan bar so one guy can set the Halligan into a doorjamb and bang it into place all by himself.
Otis : Yeah, but those two things together are like 22 pounds.
Joe Cruz : It's a tool for real men.
Randall McHolland : I gotta say, it doesn't seem like it would work.
Christopher Herrmann : And if it did, wouldn't somebody have invented it by now?
Joe Cruz : Hey, no one invented the computer until Bill Gates came along.
Otis : Bill Gates didn't... Anyway, that thing is hardly a computer.
Joe Cruz : Nope, it isn't. It's a Slamigan.
Christopher Herrmann : Say that again. What... What are you calling this thing?
Joe Cruz : The Slamigan.
Christopher Herrmann : We're gonna be rich.
Joe Cruz : Who's "we"?
Otis : Yeah, and when did "we" decide this was a good idea?
Christopher Herrmann : When he named it The Slamigan.
Joe Cruz : Okay.
[hits the Halligan bar with the sledgehammer, but it disconnects]
Otis : Slamigan indeed.
Randall McHolland : It's all right. If at first you don't succeed...
Christopher Herrmann : I know, I know. This is gonna work. You just need to add a real hinge on and you know, a steel plate.
Joe Cruz : Yeah, I guess I could get the torch out and just braze something together real quick.
Sylvie Brett : No, a brazed joint won't be strong enough. You wanna MIG weld it. I grew up on a farm. When the cultivator threw a shank, who do you think fixed it?
Gabriela Dawson : Hey, Brett, can we run a little errand?
Sylvie Brett : Sure.