- Doc Croc: Ahaha. Hi there, Benders, the band is back with a bubly batch of barmy buffoonery. Yes, a bulging bag of brilliant, brain-busting, bright, breezy, beaming bushy-tailed banter. A bottomless 'ucket of blarney, A...
- Vince Vermin: [interrupting] Eh, eh, eh, eh! Doc, Doc, stop, quick!
- Doc Croc: What is it, Vincent?
- Vince Vermin: You said 'bottomless ucket'.
- Doc Croc: Bottomless ucket?
- Vince Vermin: Yeah, you meant to say 'bottomless bucket', but you said 'ucket'.
- Doc Croc: I said 'ucket' instead of 'bucket'?
- Vince Vermin: Definitely.
- Doc Croc: Hmm. Is there such a word as 'ucket'?
- Vince Vermin: No.
- Doc Croc: Ah. Dash. Well you know what this means.
- Vince Vermin: What?
- Doc Croc: One of my B's has escaped. Vincent, see if you can catch it.
- Jemimah Wellington-Green: I refuse to let you hit him with a baseball bat. A baseball bat is barbaric and brutal.
- Luchetti Bruchetti: Hey, a lot of B's in this-a weeks-a programme.
- John Potato: We interrupt this programme to bring you an important interruption.
- Luchetti Bruchetti: He's a mad, more than mad. He's mad-mad-mad. He's gone crazy. He's-a crazy-crazy-crazy. He's-a more than gaga, he's gagagagagagaga.