Derry Girls (TV Series)

Episode #1.3 (2018)

Dylan Llewellyn: James Maguire

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Quotes 

• Granda Joe : Look love, I know the fella's gay.

  James : I'm not gay.

  Granda Joe : Gay or not.

  James : Who said I was gay?

  Granda Joe : He's still a fella, there's still a good chance that he's a rapist.

• James : Well, I can't tell my rebellions from my risings.

  Michelle : And whose fault's that? If your lot stopped invading us for five fucking minutes, there'd be a lot less to wade through, you English prick.

• [Erin, Clare, Michelle, Orla and James are staring at the Madonna statue; Clare gasps] 

  Clare : Oh, my God,

  Erin : What is it?

  Clare : She... she... I saw with my own eyes.

  Erin : Saw what?

  Clare : She smirked!

  Michelle : Who, big M?

  Clare : Aye. She just smirked at me.

  Erin : Are you sure you didn't just...

  Michelle : Jesus! Me, too. She just smirked at me, too.

  James : Why isn't he smirking at me?

  Erin : She isn't smirking at anyone, James.

  Orla : I just saw it, too! The holy smirk, thanks be to God.

  Erin : You're imagining it.

  Michelle : Three of us saw it, Erin. How do you explain that?

  [Erin points at Clare] 

  Erin : Sleep deprivation.

  [Erin points at Michelle] 

  Erin : Pernod.

  [Erin points at Orla] 

  Erin : Delusional personality disorder.

• James : I've decided to serve God.

  Father Peter : Don't be such a dick, James.