Kevin Hodge: YouTube Partner 2

Quotes 

• Ebenezer YouTube : You two chose to grow your business by investing in YouTube on my platform with your time and money. That's not my business but your own.

  YouTube Partner : Not your business? Bitch, you crazy as hell!

  YouTube Partner : Shut up! Now be quiet, now!

  YouTube Partner : What're you talking about. You just gonna sit there and be a little bitch?

  YouTube Partner : No, man. You need to shut up. Shut up!

  YouTube Partner : You know what? I got something for you. Yeah, you wanna see it?

  [reaches in pocket] 

  YouTube Partner : What we got.

  YouTube Partner : What you got?

  YouTube Partner : Right here, man.

  YouTube Partner : What you got for me?

  YouTube Partner : Right here.

  [holds out empty hand] 

  YouTube Partner : It's your c*** of the year award.

• YouTube Partner : But Mr. YouTube, sir, it's Christmas.

  Ebenezer YouTube : I haven't time to make myself a Merry Christmas, and I certainly don't have time to make idle people merry, and if I had my way every fool who went about with the words Merry Christmas on his lips would be boiled with his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart.

  YouTube Partner : So, you more of a Hanukkah guy?

  Ebenezer YouTube : Get out! Out! Out!