S1.E1 ∙ Desperately Seeking SusanTue, Jul 29, 2014That's right, everyone, we're gonna sit down and watch all of Madonna's movies, starting with her desperately overrated debut Desperately Seeking Susan.Rate
S1.E2 ∙ Shanghai SurpriseWed, Aug 6, 2014The legend of Madonna, Queen of the Razzies, begins with her first leading role in "Shanghai Surprise," a bomb that stank like week-old chow mein.Rate
S1.E3 ∙ A Certain SacrificeSun, Aug 24, 2014Behold, the movie so bad that even Madonna tried to keep it from being released.Rate
S1.E5 ∙ Bloodhounds of BroadwayMon, Oct 6, 2014Yet another contender for worst Madonna movie yet.Rate
S1.E6 ∙ Dick TracySun, Nov 23, 2014Sooner or later, she always gets her man, even if she doesn't get a good movie to be in.Rate
S1.E7 ∙ Truth or DareWed, Dec 24, 2014There's a lot of daring but not a lot of truth in Madonna's blockbuster concert film.Rate
S1.E8 ∙ A League of Their OwnWed, Mar 18, 2015There's no crying in baseball. There is Madonna. Not much though.Rate
S1.E9 ∙ Body of EvidenceWed, Jun 17, 2015Madonna tried for "Basic Instinct", and wound up with just basic stink.Rate
S1.E10 ∙ Dangerous GameTue, Aug 16, 2016The game gets really dangerous when Madonna tries to make a pretentious art movie.Rate
S1.E12 ∙ The Next Best ThingWed, Oct 28, 2015If this is the next best thing, I'd sure hate to see the worst thing.Rate
S1.E15 ∙ Filth and WisdomTue, Apr 12, 2016Here's some wisdom for ya: Madonna shouldn't direct movies.Rate
S1.E16 ∙ W.E.Thu, May 19, 2016Wallis Simpson: The woman so wonderful a king gave up his kingdom. "W.E.": The movie so bad it ended Madonna's film career.Rate
S1.E17 ∙ I'm Going to Tell you a SecretMon, Sep 19, 2016The final Cinemadonna takes a look at Madonna's worst-ever album.Rate