Shakespeare & Hathaway: Private Investigators (TV Series)

The Chimes at Midnight (2018)

Sarah Ridgeway: Soozie Honeywell

Quotes 

• Soozie Honeywell : I've got cakes, everybody.

  [Soozie hands round a tin of cakes] 

  Soozie Honeywell : Would you like one, Mr Woodham?

  [Mr Woodham is about to take a cake when Soozie stops him] 

  Soozie Honeywell : No, not that one. That's for Mrs Pincott.

  Johnny Falstaff : It's got arsenic in it.

• [in the residents' lounge] 

  Penelope Pincott : Right, everyone. Can I have your attention, please. I've a very unpleasant announcement to make. In the small hours of this morning, someone - and you know who you are - did something truly unspeakable on the stairlift. It was not an accident - the individual pieces had been arranged to make a smiley face.

  [later] 

  Soozie Honeywell : I know things have been a bit weird recently, but just like the stairlift, we can rise above it. So let's just all put on a big smiley face.

  [residents snigger]