- Miley: I think I'm gonna go see what Mason's up to.
- Tasha: Obvious much?
- Miley: What?
- Tasha: Mason is a hunter.
- Miley: [laughs] Mason doesn't hunt.
- Tasha: Jesus-fucking-Christ! Guys like Mason like the unobtainable. They like the thrill of the chase.
- Miley: Okay.
- Tasha: Okay, so he's a lion, and you're a fucking elephant.
- Miley: I'm not fat.
- Tasha: For fuck sake, Mason takes one look at you and he knows he can have you because, like an elephant, you're just there, and fucking obvious. Mason wants a gazelle that he can chase down and tear apart.
- Will: Like look, we're out in the woods, it's like an 80's movie with the hockey masks and the stabbings and things like that, and I'm like the unruly camper and you're like the hot, sexy, camp counselor that I'm just tryin' to fuck. Yeah.
- Courtney: [chuckles] Don't they usually die in those movies?
- Will: Yeah, but we're just gonna do the sex part.
- Courtney: [laughs] That's when they die.
- Will: Yeah, but we're just gonna do the sex part.