- Angus MacGyver: When I found out that Jack didn't believe in Santa, I derived some equations to help change his mind, but the math only confused him more.
- Jack Dalton: Okay, so you know what this doofus does, huh? He breaks into my apartment dressed as Big Red, sets up a tree and crams a bunch of gifts underneath there.
- Angus MacGyver: Yeah, but he caught me before I could finish.
- Samantha Cage: Well, be honest, Jack. Did you think it was Santa, even for a moment?
- Jack Dalton: If he took a year and went on a juice cleanse, yeah.