- George Clooney: [George Clooney's twins are on the show] Would you like to see them?
- Himself - Host: Sure.
- [Audience starts applauding]
- George Clooney: Here they come
- Matt Damon: [Matt Damon is bringing the twins out]
- Himself - Host: No no no no NO!
- Himself - Host: [about the audience] They're cheering for the babies, not *this person*!
- Himself - Host: Who let him in here?
- George Clooney: He's the manny.
- Matt Damon: I'm his manny.
- Himself - Host: You're his what?
- Matt Damon: It's a nanny who's a man.
- Himself - Host: You're not a man!
- Matt Damon: That's not what your wife said.
- [Matt reveals that the twins are in fact his two middle fingers]
- Matt Damon: Here they are! This is Screw and this is You! SCREW YOU!
- Himself - Host: Security! Get him out of here right now!