- [Joan opens the bathtub curtain startling Thomas who looks at him. Joan is wearing his beanie]
- Joan: Hey, you're out of shampoo!
- Thomas: Goodness grac... Joan? Why are you...? What do you do...?
- [pauses, noticing the beanie]
- Thomas: If you're trying to shampoo, why are you wearing your beanie?
- [before Joan answers, Thomas makes a gesture of 'Never mind, I don't care' and leaves the bathroom]
- Joan: Because I'm embarrassed about my dirty hair, Thomas!
- Anthony: You're an adult. You should be using "adult language".
- Thomas: Okay...
- Anthony: Do you curse in real life? You know, not... not in your videos?
- Thomas: [with a low voice] Sometimes...
- Anthony: So, let's just try to say the word sh...
- [an airhorn sound covers the word]
- Thomas: [shighs] Okay...
- Thomas: [struggling] Ssssshhhhhhh...
- Thomas: [singing] ... e'll be coming round the mountain when she comes.
- Thomas: [low voice] Is that close?
- Anthony: Close, but just try to say the word sh...
- [a cartoon boing sound covers the word]
- Thomas: Shiiiiiiiiiii... ping and handling is free with your next purchase! I'm sorry...
- Anthony: You know what? We'll just try a different word. Let's just try saying the word f...
- [a 'mooo' covers the word]
- Thomas: Oh!
- Anthony: Yeah.
- Thomas: [shighs, then yelling] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu... n times ahead with me and my friends!
- Anthony: Ah, okay, this isn't working. We'll just have to come back to this, okay?
- Thomas: Aaaagh, I'm sorry, I can't! Ugh! I wish I could do this! I mean, I'd do anything to elicit those funny censor sounds coming out of your mouth! I mean, if I was Joan, this would be so much easier. I don't think there is a video they haven't cursed in.
- Joan: [suddenly popping up at the back, yelling] FU...
- [a ring covers the word]
- Joan: ... K! Sorry I had a bad dream!
- Thomas: [frowning and pointing back at him] Fulfilled that quota...
- Anthony: In order to be yourself, you're gonna have to show your full self! Your body is your full self!
- Thomas: What?
- Anthony: It's beautiful, it's adult. It's PG-13! So don't be afraid to show those beautiful, adult, man nips!
- Thomas: This is making me uncomfortable...
- Anthony: Don't be afraid, come on! This is the only reason why I'm subscribed to your channel.
- Thomas: [annoyed] Okay, okay, If you're so comfortable with this, why don't you just do that? You show your man nips!
- [Anthony takes up his shirt and shows his nude chest. A mystic glow emmanates from his abs and a chorus voice is heard]
- Thomas: [distressed, looking back and running away] Ok, nope, nope!
- Anthony: I thought you wanted me to do that!
- Thomas: [off screen, annoyed] Next thing!
- [last lines]
- Thomas: [looking back at Joan, who is in the background looking back and holding a cushion] A-ha!
- [smiling proud of himself]
- Thomas: Joan, you can't sneak on me this time...
- [Joan suddenly appears next to him from the right, startling Thomas. Joan is not wearing his beanie]
- Joan: Hey, Thomas, I can't find my beanie anywhere, have you seen it?
- Thomas: [scared] What? If you're here... then who is that?
- [close shot of the stranger with the beanie with eerie music. Music stops when the stranger looks to the camera and reveals it's Talyn]
- Talyn: Hey! I was just fluffin' pillows.
- Thomas, Joan: [laughing] Oh, Talyn!
- [both giggle. Then Thomas frowns]
- Thomas: Can you guys please get out of my house?