- Jenkins: Have grocery stores always been such satanic mills of mass consumerism? Truly, how many varieties of peanut butter does society need?
- Eve Baird: The Loveday House Museum. This must be where the brothers lived.
- Jake Stone: They must have had a pretty bad fallout, 'cause they literally split the house in two.
- Ezekiel Jones: A house divided cannot... Ooh, gift shop!
- Griz: I heard about you from the press conference. You're asking the right questions. Why ghosts? Why here? Why now? I'll tell you why. 'Cause they're not ghosts.
- Jake Stone: What are they?
- Griz: Robots.
- [Stone scoffs]
- Griz: Built by the government using tech salvaged from Area 52.
- Jake Stone: Area 52?
- Griz: Yeah, Area 52. You know, big brother to Area 51, except it's even more secret. The whole ghost thing's just a smoke screen. Government's using alien robots to hide the truth.
- Ezekiel Jones: What truth?
- Griz: That the government's using *alien robots*.
- Ezekiel Jones: Ghosts are so cliché. Why can't it be a time traveler or a hologram or a magic frat house prank?