- Captain Ray Holt: I don't enjoy being judged, so I'm on my way to Atlantic City for the weekend. I'll be gambling.
- Jake Peralta: No, sir, please just come back, okay? Terry and I will keep you company. We'll go to a museum. One of the boring ones with no dinosaurs.
- Jake Peralta: [to Captain Holt] Wow, listen to you talking all smooth. But you can't fool us, sir. You might as well face it. You're addicted to math. Robert Palmer. Come on, Sarge. Let's go.