- Rabbit: At castle. Getting married.
- Eliot Waugh: Well, hello, there, little plot development.
- Rabbit: At castle. Getting married.
- Eliot Waugh: Does that sound like Margo to you?
- Quentin Coldwater: Uh...
- Rabbit: Need help now, dickwads.
- Eliot Waugh: Definitely Bambi.
- Alice Quinn: I thought you went to rehab.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Uh, this is where they stick you when you don't have insurance. The upside? I'm the least crazy person in here.
- Quentin Coldwater: You sent Fen and Fray into the City? They're gonna get eaten alive.
- Eliot Waugh: She is a knife maker's daughter. She can handle herself. Besides, I sent them with Todd, so it's not like I'm completely irresponsible.
- Quentin Coldwater: It's the Mosaic.
- Eliot Waugh: What's the Mosaic?
- Quentin Coldwater: The Mosaic. The puzzle?
- Eliot Waugh: Nope.
- Quentin Coldwater: It's... You use tiles... Are you kidding me? You use the tiles to create a design that reflects the beauty of all life, and when you do, there's a mystery prize. You've really, you've never heard of this?
- Eliot Waugh: "The beauty of all life"? Sounds appropriately vague and impossible. What's the prize?
- Quentin Coldwater: A so-called key to greater magic.
- Eliot Waugh: Don't you love it when the metaphors turn out to be literal?
- Quentin Coldwater: All right, so 784 tiles in 15 colors. Uh, so that's 784 factorial, uh, divided by-...
- Eliot Waugh: Seriously? You're trying to calculate the beauty of all life?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Look I know it's weird, but at least I'm not stuck in the fucking underworld for a billion years.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Why are you acting like this is good news?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Because... I'm not dead.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: Yeah, well I almost was. Look at me. Look at where I am!
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: I know. And I'm sorry.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: I tried to save you and I failed. And it broke me.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Let me help you.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: [laughs bitterly] How are you gonna help me? Huh? You're the reason I'm in here, Penny. Don't you fucking get that? No, I have to put myself back together.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Yeah, but, Kady, I-...
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: No. If you say "I love you," I swear to God, I will find a way to kill you.
- Quentin Coldwater: So, in the Fillory books, Jane, um, she decides to try the Mosaic, right? Uh, but she's too late. Someone had already solved it first.
- Eliot Waugh: Who?
- Quentin Coldwater: Well, I don't know, but maybe it's us, and that's why we're here now.
- Eliot Waugh: I don't know. Time travel only really makes sense to me when I'm on a good deal of peyote.