- Logan: Ah, Halloween. Is that your reason for your new... um... plum-pigmented pili?
- Thomas: Logan, look at you with the purple hair! It is very becoming.
- Logan: Becoming a nuisance? Is that what you were trying to say? How is anyone supposed to take me seriously when your head looks like Barney's unshaven armpit?
- Thomas: Nah, I like it, and it's not for Halloween, by the way.
- Logan: Just to make me look foolish, then? Huh, Thomas? Well. Congratulations on having graduated to full-time clown.
- [Logan applauds him. Then Patton pops up]
- Patton: Congratulations on the cool colorful crown!
- Logan: Yeah, well, your sincere congratulatory remark recolors my sardonic slight and makes it look sincere.
- [raises hand]
- Logan: Let it be known I do not like the hair!
- Roman: [about the purple hair] It is a brilliant iridescent display! Though, I still say you could have gone with even more colors! Full rainbow next time!
- Thomas: Oh, I'm already full rainbow all the time!
- [smiling]
- Thomas: Aaah!
- Roman: What? You did not! Anyway, where's Virgil? I wanna see what good ol' "Panic at the Everywhere" has to say about it.
- Virgil: [about the purple hair] I guess there is a short of a... uh... dark edginess to it, like... one of those... Crayola crayon Halloween packs.
- Roman: That is your standard for dark edginess?
- Virgil: I don't know... I... I'm just trying not to bring the group down here.
- Patton: [overdramatic voice] You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadow-ling.
- Virgil: [breaths in, then confused] What?
- Thomas: Ju... just nod and agree...
- [Patton's lower lip trembles as he looks at Virgil with an over the top expression of love]
- Thomas: ...he has a lot of love to give...
- Logan: Roman, that was astute...
- Roman: I know!
- Logan: And you used the word "iridescence" earlier. You are on a clever streak today, which is unusual for you.
- Roman: I kno... wait, what?
- Patton: [suddenly screaming] TONKS!
- Roman: [Roman jumps scared pulling his samurai sword out] GOSH!
- [pauses looking at Patton, then lays down the sword]
- Roman: I... literally almost took your whole face out.
- Thomas: [Smiling with a calm voice] Patton, you now have our attention.
- Patton: That's what your hair reminds me of! Nymphadora Tonks, the metamorphmagus from Harry Potter!
- Logan: Okay, both of you with your big words today. Stealing my thing, no big deal.
- Thomas: [yelling] HARRY POTTER!
- Roman: [also yelling, impersonating Dumbledore] Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
- [everyone stares at Roman]
- Roman: Right? Is that what you were quoting from like Dumbledore from the fourth movie? Like what was that?
- Roman: [noticing everyone is staring at him] It was such a weird... line translation... from the book to th... the mov... No?
- Thomas: Ah, it was more of a Harry Potter-themed idea I had just now, but that was, um... that was great.
- Roman: Aw, I know.
- Patton: Oh, I can SORT of see where you're going with this, Thomas.
- Thomas: HATS off to you, Patton, aaaaah...?
- Patton: [suddenly in a low pitch voice and with a still face] ... Aragog, a ginormous spider in the Harry Potter universe...
- Thomas: Wait, what? No...
- Patton: [without noticing him] ... he's bold, he's terrifying, and no matter where we all fit in... we are all his prey.
- Thomas: That... was not where I was going with that, Patton. But point well made.
- Patton: [same voice] He must be stopped...
- Logan: You could be a Ravenclaw with Hufflepuff tendencies, a Slytherin with Gryffindor tendencies... No... wait... no, not that one.
- Patton: You can be Raphael and Donatello!
- Logan: Well, that's mixing metaphors! Let's not confuse the issue...
- Roman: A water-bender, and an air-bender!
- Logan: [confused] O... only if you were the Avatar! Wha...? I thought we were talking about Harry Potter.
- Thomas: [low pitched voice] You're a Greyjoy... and you're a Stark.
- Logan: [annoyed and confused] Thomas, you don't even watch Game of Thrones! How... how do you...?
- Roman: You should, though, it's so good!
- Thomas: Yeah, I've heard!
- Virgil: Before I do, I should probably confess that...
- [changes outfit to a new purple outfit]
- Virgil: I actually really dig the purple.
- Patton: WOOOOOOOOOOOO...
- Logan: [surprised] That design!
- Patton: ...OOOOAAAAAA...
- Roman: [looks at Virgil with surprise and delight]
- Patton: ...AAAAAAAAAA...
- Thomas: [smiling] Get on his level!
- Patton: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
- [Patton voice breaks, then he starts coughing]
- Roman: You good, Patton?
- Patton: I got overexcited!
- Patton: Dang, it was so close to being perfect!
- Virgil: Sorry to ruin that for you.
- Logan: You didn't ruin anything.
- Patton: [a little angry] If you keep talking bad about yourself, I'm going to physically fight you!
- Thomas: No! No, that is the opposite of helpful, Patton.
- Patton: Nobody talks about my child like that!
- Thomas: Ok...
- [Patton makes with his hand a gesture of "I'm watching you" to Virgil, who looks at him stunned]
- Thomas: Ok... Ok... buddy.
- [...]
- Virgil: I don't work that hard...
- Patton: [happily] Oh, Hufflepuffs are also modest!
- Virgil: Less modest, more self-deprecating.
- Patton: [putting his hand in is ear] What's that?
- Virgil: I talk bad about myself.
- Patton: [Angry] I will physically fight you!
- [...]
- Virgil: I'm not impartial, and frankly, not very friendly.
- Patton: [in a quiet voice] I will fight you...
- Roman: Patton seems more like a Ravenclaw to me!
- [a blue cap appears on Patton's head]
- Patton: Ooooh! It's blue!
- Logan: Um... That doesn't follow at all.
- Patton: Indubiously!
- Roman: Well, he's always the one coming up with those witty puns!
- Logan: You call those witty?
- Patton: You call those glasses?
- Logan: I mean, yes. I'm not sure if you're implying something...
- Patton: Well, I don't think they'll pick it up! They don't have a cell phone! ZING!
- [Patton starts laughing. Logan exhales loudly]
- Logan: Ok, I'm gonna walk that off for a second!
- [Starts walking away to the door]
- Thomas: There it is, good! See? This is what I mean by rethinking qualities.
- Patton: Logan seems more like a Gryffindor!
- [Just before he's on his way to the door, a red cap appears on Logan's head. He turns back to his place and talks to Roman]
- Logan: You see? Patton makes statements like that, and you think he's a Ravenclaw?
- Roman: Uh... Why is that, Patton?
- Patton: [with a cute voice and a loving smile] Because he's my hero...
- Logan: [clapping furiously between each syllable] WE... GET... IT... YOU'RE... A... DO... RA... BLE...!
- Thomas: Patton may have a point. Hermione was a Gryffindor and she was the smartest of them all. Gryffindors are also known to have short tempers which I think could apply to both of you.
- Roman: [both yelling at the same time] OH, SHUT UP!
- Logan: FALSEHOOD!
- Virgil: [with his finger in his ear] Wow, I did not miss that!
- Logan: Gryffindors are self-righteous and arrogant!
- Roman: [with a mischievous smile] Oh! Okay, Patton, I wasn't totally convinced before, but maybe Logan is a Gryffindor.
- Virgil: [smiling] I do see that.
- Patton: Right?
- [singing to the tune of "Never Gonna Keep You Up" by Rick Astley while playing a tenor ukulele]
- Thomas: Neville gonna keep you up, Neville gonna let you down, Neville gonna turn around and...
- Wizard: [Only his hand is seen while waving his wand to Thomas] Petrificus Totallus!
- [a lightning bolt comes out of the wand and hits Thomas, who then gets stiff like a statue and falls back to the ground]
- Thomas: Then there's Hufflepuff, the loyal and friendly ones.
- Patton: [to Roman, with emotional voice] Oh, is that what you think of me, Roman?
- Roman: I mean, yeah. You're the softest little puffball we got, padre.
- Virgil: You don't have to be mean to him...
- Patton: [squealing voice] AAAAAAAW! Thank you, Roman!
- Roman: See?
- [Virgil looks confused at Patton]
- Roman: I say we go for a bit of a change too!
- Patton: [while noisingly taking of his Hufflepuff cap and hitting the curtain and window behind him] Oh, how?
- Logan: If you say Mind Palace again, we haven't even been back to the one you created in a long...
- [Roman suddenly changes clothes and shows a new royal uniform with a logo on the sleeves that spots a red shield with a golden castle drawn on it]
- Logan: ...oh, that's nice.
- Patton: Ooohh! New emblem thingy!
- Thomas: Oh! Prince two point oh my goodness!
- Patton: Your shoulders were so boring to look at before!
- [Virgil checks out Roman with a face of surprise]
- Roman: Yeah, it's just a bit of a change, but I thought it would be nice!
- Logan: Well, I suppose I could also participate, but I'm not gonna go as ornate or ellaborate. I would just look silly.
- Roman: I set the bar too high for you. That's okay.
- Logan: [after changing his polo shirt with a new one with a logo consisting of a brain with glasses] There. Nice simple logo change, clear and to the point.
- Patton: [Patton has also changed his polo shirt with a new one with a logo of a heart with glasses] Hey, Logan! Matching logos!
- Logan: [sighs] That's... very nice, Patton.
- Patton: Mine is a heart with glasses.
- Logan: Stealing my logo. No big deal.
- Roman: What's going on with your cardigan?
- Logan: Is that your cat onesie?
- Patton: [putting on the cat hood and smiling] Maybe...
- Logan: Agh... that will not suffice.
- Patton: [taking off the onesie] Uuggh! You never let me do anything fun!
- Roman: Figure it out buddy! Maybe something different for next time?
- Patton: Virgil, your turn!
- Virgil: Oh, my goodness, do I have to? I mean, like, so many changes... I just told you my name!
- Roman: No, no, you don't have to! I just thought...
- Virgil: I, actually... agh... I actually had this idea, but, like... it's a little out there. So, um...
- Thomas: Go ahead! I mean, if you don't like it, you can always change back.
- Patton: [sighs] Well... all right, but... um... before I do, I should probably confesss that, ah...
- [changes his black outfit with a brand new purple outfit with a logo that consists on a purple stormcloud with a ray coming out of it]
- Virgil: ...I actually really dig the purple!
- Patton: [squealing voice, which gets overlapped by the others' responses. It gets of a higher and higher pitch as reactions go on] WOOOOOOOOOOOO...
- Logan: [surprised] That design!
- Patton: ...OOOOAAAAAA...
- [Roman looks at Virgil with surprise and delight]
- Patton: ...AAAAAAAAAA...
- Thomas: [smiling] Get on his level!
- Patton: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
- [when reaching a too high pitch tone, Patton voice breaks, then he starts coughing]
- Roman: You good, Patton?
- Patton: [recovering breath] I got over excited!
- Logan: Ok, look, fantasy is not my jam. My jam of choice... is Crofter's!
- [Logan pulls out a jar of Crofter's jelly]
- Logan: And this video isn't even sponsored. I'm just a fan. Crofter's! The only jelly I will put in my belly!
- Thomas: [confused] What... was that?
- Roman: [pulling out another jar of Crofter's and a spoonful of it] Yeah, I mean, I love me a good spoonful of Crofter's, but that was a little out of left field, Logan.
- [Roman eats loudly the spoonful of Crofter's]
- Thomas: [scared] What is happening?
- Logan: [throwing the jar away behind him] Fruit spreads aside...