Sanders Sides (TV Series)
Fitting In (Hogwarts Houses) (2017)
Thomas Sanders: Logan 'Logic', Roman 'Creativity', Patton 'Morality', Virgil 'Anxiety', Thomas
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Quotes
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Logan : Ah, Halloween. Is that your reason for your new... um... plum-pigmented pili?
Thomas : Logan, look at you with the purple hair! It is very becoming.
Logan : Becoming a nuisance? Is that what you were trying to say? How is anyone supposed to take me seriously when your head looks like Barney's unshaven armpit?
Thomas : Nah, I like it, and it's not for Halloween, by the way.
Logan : Just to make me look foolish, then? Huh, Thomas? Well. Congratulations on having graduated to full-time clown.
[Logan applauds him. Then Patton pops up]
Patton : Congratulations on the cool colorful crown!
Logan : Yeah, well, your sincere congratulatory remark recolors my sardonic slight and makes it look sincere.
[raises hand]
Logan : Let it be known I do not like the hair!
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Roman : [about the purple hair] It is a brilliant iridescent display! Though, I still say you could have gone with even more colors! Full rainbow next time!
Thomas : Oh, I'm already full rainbow all the time!
[smiling]
Thomas : Aaah!
Roman : What? You did not! Anyway, where's Virgil? I wanna see what good ol' "Panic at the Everywhere" has to say about it.
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Virgil : [about the purple hair] I guess there is a short of a... uh... dark edginess to it, like... one of those... Crayola crayon Halloween packs.
Roman : That is your standard for dark edginess?
Virgil : I don't know... I... I'm just trying not to bring the group down here.
Patton : [overdramatic voice] You only help to lift me up, you sweet and sour misunderstood shadow-ling.
Virgil : [breaths in, then confused] What?
Thomas : Ju... just nod and agree...
[Patton's lower lip trembles as he looks at Virgil with an over the top expression of love]
Thomas : ...he has a lot of love to give...
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Logan : Roman, that was astute...
Roman : I know!
Logan : And you used the word "iridescence" earlier. You are on a clever streak today, which is unusual for you.
Roman : I kno... wait, what?
Patton : [suddenly screaming] TONKS!
Roman : [Roman jumps scared pulling his samurai sword out] GOSH!
[pauses looking at Patton, then lays down the sword]
Roman : I... literally almost took your whole face out.
Thomas : [Smiling with a calm voice] Patton, you now have our attention.
Patton : That's what your hair reminds me of! Nymphadora Tonks, the metamorphmagus from Harry Potter!
Logan : Okay, both of you with your big words today. Stealing my thing, no big deal.
Thomas : [yelling] HARRY POTTER!
Roman : [also yelling, impersonating Dumbledore] Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
[everyone stares at Roman]
Roman : Right? Is that what you were quoting from like Dumbledore from the fourth movie? Like what was that?
Roman : [noticing everyone is staring at him] It was such a weird... line translation... from the book to th... the mov... No?
Thomas : Ah, it was more of a Harry Potter-themed idea I had just now, but that was, um... that was great.
Roman : Aw, I know.
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Patton : Oh, I can SORT of see where you're going with this, Thomas.
Thomas : HATS off to you, Patton, aaaaah...?
Patton : [suddenly in a low pitch voice and with a still face] ... Aragog, a ginormous spider in the Harry Potter universe...
Thomas : Wait, what? No...
Patton : [without noticing him] ... he's bold, he's terrifying, and no matter where we all fit in... we are all his prey.
Thomas : That... was not where I was going with that, Patton. But point well made.
Patton : [same voice] He must be stopped...
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Logan : I don't think I'm smarter than anyone else. I KNOW I'm smarter than anyone else!
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Logan : You could be a Ravenclaw with Hufflepuff tendencies, a Slytherin with Gryffindor tendencies... No... wait... no, not that one.
Patton : You can be Raphael and Donatello!
Logan : Well, that's mixing metaphors! Let's not confuse the issue...
Roman : A water-bender, and an air-bender!
Logan : [confused] O... only if you were the Avatar! Wha...? I thought we were talking about Harry Potter.
Thomas : [low pitched voice] You're a Greyjoy... and you're a Stark.
Logan : [annoyed and confused] Thomas, you don't even watch Game of Thrones! How... how do you...?
Roman : You should, though, it's so good!
Thomas : Yeah, I've heard!
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Virgil : Before I do, I should probably confess that...
[changes outfit to a new purple outfit]
Virgil : I actually really dig the purple.
Patton : WOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Logan : [surprised] That design!
Patton : ...OOOOAAAAAA...
Roman : [looks at Virgil with surprise and delight]
Patton : ...AAAAAAAAAA...
Thomas : [smiling] Get on his level!
Patton : ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
[Patton voice breaks, then he starts coughing]
Roman : You good, Patton?
Patton : I got overexcited!
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Patton : Dang, it was so close to being perfect!
Virgil : Sorry to ruin that for you.
Logan : You didn't ruin anything.
Patton : [a little angry] If you keep talking bad about yourself, I'm going to physically fight you!
Thomas : No! No, that is the opposite of helpful, Patton.
Patton : Nobody talks about my child like that!
Thomas : Ok...
[Patton makes with his hand a gesture of "I'm watching you" to Virgil, who looks at him stunned]
Thomas : Ok... Ok... buddy.
[...]
Virgil : I don't work that hard...
Patton : [happily] Oh, Hufflepuffs are also modest!
Virgil : Less modest, more self-deprecating.
Patton : [putting his hand in is ear] What's that?
Virgil : I talk bad about myself.
Patton : [Angry] I will physically fight you!
[...]
Virgil : I'm not impartial, and frankly, not very friendly.
Patton : [in a quiet voice] I will fight you...
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Roman : Patton seems more like a Ravenclaw to me!
[a blue cap appears on Patton's head]
Patton : Ooooh! It's blue!
Logan : Um... That doesn't follow at all.
Patton : Indubiously!
Roman : Well, he's always the one coming up with those witty puns!
Logan : You call those witty?
Patton : You call those glasses?
Logan : I mean, yes. I'm not sure if you're implying something...
Patton : Well, I don't think they'll pick it up! They don't have a cell phone! ZING!
[Patton starts laughing. Logan exhales loudly]
Logan : Ok, I'm gonna walk that off for a second!
[Starts walking away to the door]
Thomas : There it is, good! See? This is what I mean by rethinking qualities.
Patton : Logan seems more like a Gryffindor!
[Just before he's on his way to the door, a red cap appears on Logan's head. He turns back to his place and talks to Roman]
Logan : You see? Patton makes statements like that, and you think he's a Ravenclaw?
Roman : Uh... Why is that, Patton?
Patton : [with a cute voice and a loving smile] Because he's my hero...
Logan : [clapping furiously between each syllable] WE... GET... IT... YOU'RE... A... DO... RA... BLE...!
Thomas : Patton may have a point. Hermione was a Gryffindor and she was the smartest of them all. Gryffindors are also known to have short tempers which I think could apply to both of you.
Roman : [both yelling at the same time] OH, SHUT UP!
Logan : FALSEHOOD!
Virgil : [with his finger in his ear] Wow, I did not miss that!
Logan : Gryffindors are self-righteous and arrogant!
Roman : [with a mischievous smile] Oh! Okay, Patton, I wasn't totally convinced before, but maybe Logan is a Gryffindor.
Virgil : [smiling] I do see that.
Patton : Right?
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[singing to the tune of "Never Gonna Keep You Up" by Rick Astley while playing a tenor ukulele]
Thomas : Neville gonna keep you up, Neville gonna let you down, Neville gonna turn around and...
Wizard : [Only his hand is seen while waving his wand to Thomas] Petrificus Totallus!
[a lightning bolt comes out of the wand and hits Thomas, who then gets stiff like a statue and falls back to the ground]
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Thomas : Then there's Hufflepuff, the loyal and friendly ones.
Patton : [to Roman, with emotional voice] Oh, is that what you think of me, Roman?
Roman : I mean, yeah. You're the softest little puffball we got, padre.
Virgil : You don't have to be mean to him...
Patton : [squealing voice] AAAAAAAW! Thank you, Roman!
Roman : See?
[Virgil looks confused at Patton]
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Roman : I say we go for a bit of a change too!
Patton : [while noisingly taking of his Hufflepuff cap and hitting the curtain and window behind him] Oh, how?
Logan : If you say Mind Palace again, we haven't even been back to the one you created in a long...
[Roman suddenly changes clothes and shows a new royal uniform with a logo on the sleeves that spots a red shield with a golden castle drawn on it]
Logan : ...oh, that's nice.
Patton : Ooohh! New emblem thingy!
Thomas : Oh! Prince two point oh my goodness!
Patton : Your shoulders were so boring to look at before!
[Virgil checks out Roman with a face of surprise]
Roman : Yeah, it's just a bit of a change, but I thought it would be nice!
Logan : Well, I suppose I could also participate, but I'm not gonna go as ornate or ellaborate. I would just look silly.
Roman : I set the bar too high for you. That's okay.
Logan : [after changing his polo shirt with a new one with a logo consisting of a brain with glasses] There. Nice simple logo change, clear and to the point.
Patton : [Patton has also changed his polo shirt with a new one with a logo of a heart with glasses] Hey, Logan! Matching logos!
Logan : [sighs] That's... very nice, Patton.
Patton : Mine is a heart with glasses.
Logan : Stealing my logo. No big deal.
Roman : What's going on with your cardigan?
Logan : Is that your cat onesie?
Patton : [putting on the cat hood and smiling] Maybe...
Logan : Agh... that will not suffice.
Patton : [taking off the onesie] Uuggh! You never let me do anything fun!
Roman : Figure it out buddy! Maybe something different for next time?
Patton : Virgil, your turn!
Virgil : Oh, my goodness, do I have to? I mean, like, so many changes... I just told you my name!
Roman : No, no, you don't have to! I just thought...
Virgil : I, actually... agh... I actually had this idea, but, like... it's a little out there. So, um...
Thomas : Go ahead! I mean, if you don't like it, you can always change back.
Patton : [sighs] Well... all right, but... um... before I do, I should probably confesss that, ah...
[changes his black outfit with a brand new purple outfit with a logo that consists on a purple stormcloud with a ray coming out of it]
Virgil : ...I actually really dig the purple!
Patton : [squealing voice, which gets overlapped by the others' responses. It gets of a higher and higher pitch as reactions go on] WOOOOOOOOOOOO...
Logan : [surprised] That design!
Patton : ...OOOOAAAAAA...
[Roman looks at Virgil with surprise and delight]
Patton : ...AAAAAAAAAA...
Thomas : [smiling] Get on his level!
Patton : ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAH...
[when reaching a too high pitch tone, Patton voice breaks, then he starts coughing]
Roman : You good, Patton?
Patton : [recovering breath] I got over excited!
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Logan : Ok, look, fantasy is not my jam. My jam of choice... is Crofter's!
[Logan pulls out a jar of Crofter's jelly]
Logan : And this video isn't even sponsored. I'm just a fan. Crofter's! The only jelly I will put in my belly!
Thomas : [confused] What... was that?
Roman : [pulling out another jar of Crofter's and a spoonful of it] Yeah, I mean, I love me a good spoonful of Crofter's, but that was a little out of left field, Logan.
[Roman eats loudly the spoonful of Crofter's]
Thomas : [scared] What is happening?
Logan : [throwing the jar away behind him] Fruit spreads aside...