Sanders Sides (TV Series)
Taking on Anxiety with Lilly Singh (2016)
Thomas Sanders: Thomas, Princey, Anxiety
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Quotes
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[Anxiety's first lines ever]
Thomas : Strangely, at this moment, I am actually feeling... quite... relaxed.
Anxiety : [suddenly popping up] Hey!
Thomas : [startled and yelling] What the heck?
Anxiety : [with an evil smile] Oh, I'm sorry, was I not wanted at this exact second?
Thomas : Oh, for crying outloud... Okay, everyone, please welcome... my Anxiety!
Anxiety : Sup!
Thomas : I don't get it. I was just making a YouTube video. There is literally nothing to be anxious about!
Anxiety : [smiling evilly] Arent those the best times for me to show up?
Thomas : I even was saying how relaxed I was feeling!
Anxiety : [smiling] Ah, but that's when you start wondering why you do feel all relaxed. You don't usually feel this way, so what are you doing different?
Anxiety : [menacing face] What are you doing wrong? What are you forgetting to do?
Thomas : [anxious] Ok, stop it, stop it!
Anxiety : [smiling evilly again] Sorry kid, but this is what I do.
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Lilly Singh : Listen, dude. Once in a while, can you just let me order a pizza without being nervous about talking to the delivery guy?
Thomas : Do you mind letting me going to bed without thinking about something I did seven years ago?
Lilly Singh : Oh, so annoying... Oh, and you know all those times, when they ask, "does anybody have any questions?", and no one says anything? I actually had a question!
Thomas : Me too!
Lilly Singh : Uuugh!
Anxiety : Look, it's my job, okay? A little blood pump is good for the old circulatory system.
Lilly Singh : Ok, we're not talking about a little, dude.
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Anxiety : You don't have what it takes!
Thomas : Oh yeah?
[takes a deep breath. Anxiety gets a little bit dizzy. Then to the camera]
Thomas : I have anxiety. There's nothing wrong with that. It's something I can control.
Anxiety : [Worried] No...
Thomas : You are thoughts I create, questions I ask, fears I have. Nothing more.
Anxiety : [groans]
Thomas : Byeeee!
Anxiety : Fine, but I'll be back!
Thomas : Oh, I'm sure you will be, but I'll be ready!
Anxiety : Ok... well... you...
[groans while sinking down]
Thomas : [Happily] I did it!
Princey : [Smiling] Indeed!
Thomas : [looking startled at him] WHAT THE...?
Princey : [also startled] Woah... Woah... Woah... Woah...
Thomas : Oh, okay, I... forgot you were still here!
Princey : Well it looked like you had all under control, so I...
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Anxiety : [speaking about Thomas] He thinks he's so great. Well, he is not! Look, I'm just trying to look out for him. Yeah, he was invited to a couple parties. If I wasn't there to convince him not to go, who knows what bad things could have happened?
Princey : [sarcastically] Yeah, he might have had to talk to some people, dance ridiculously and have a fun night.
Anxiety : Yeah! Wait, what?
Princey : I don't like you.
Anxiety : You're just mad because I just came from a My Chemical Romance concert.
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[to the viewers, talking about Anxiety]
Thomas : I'm kinda fed up with it. There's gotta be some way out of it!
Anxiety : [smiling] Ooooh, boy! I'd like to see you try. You can't just quit me.
Thomas : [pointing to his left] Prince Dude!
[the Prince appears]
Princey : [smiling with a self-pride attitude] Hello! You summoned me?
Thomas : Hey! You represent my fanciful Side, right?
Princey : Right!
Thomas : My hopes, my dreams, my creativity?
Princey : All that good stuff!
Thomas : Great, well right now I hope and dream to get rid of my Anxiety.
Princey : [suddenly unsettled] Your what now?
Anxiety : [smiling] Hey there, Princey!
Princey : [with face of disgust, in low voice] Okay... I can't stand that guy...
Thomas : [same voice and attitude] Tell me about it...