Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

A Goofy Movie (2017)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : They end up at what I can only describe as the Little Mermaid's love shack.

  [Max lies on a bed, which has living fish inside] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Oh, those fish are gonna stare at Goofy's junk all night!

• Max : My life's a living...

  Lester the Possum : Hell-o, little buddy!

  Nostalgia Critic : Okay, G film. You were this close to getting a P put in front of you.

• Nostalgia Critic : [Max dreams about a sexy Roxanne]  Eh, to be fair, this fantasy is kinder than the fantasies the Internet has had about her.

  [Captions: "DON'T GOOGLE IT!" "I DID!" "MISTAKE!"]