Sep 1999
Russian beauty Katrina Svetlana lures the owner of a 1995 Accord to the Super Secret Test Site where Monte Carlo puts the top-selling car in America through a battery of tests to see what makes it tick. Monte then introduces viewers to the Unknown Car Salesman who spills the beans on the automotive marketplace.
Oct 1999
In keeping with the time of year, The Cartel visits the final resting place of dead cars: the local junkyard. On this stormy day, things soon take a dark turn as Monte Carlo and the Unknown Car Salesman discover the dead body of the Junkyard Man who had earlier warned them of impending doom. They then encounter the hockey-masked killer who is intent on their demise. When Monte's gun is knocked out of commission by the killer's machete, the Unknown Car Salesman fights back with a ninja star, setting off a chase through the automotive graveyard. Monte is finally able to knock off the killer's mask, revealing it to be Adam, a guest from an earlier episode. He explains to Monte, through flashback, that he was instructed by his possessed Oldsmobile Ciera to kill him due to the numerous insults that were leveled at it on the show.