Camp Camp (TV Series)

Eggs Benefits (2017)

Yuri Lowenthal: Neil

Quotes 

• Cameron Campbell : Right on time. I see a cash machine- I mean, lovable pet has produced some eggs!

  Nikki : Ooh! What are we gonna do with them? Watch them hatch? Cook breakfast?

  Cameron Campbell : No, no, not at all. You're all going to...

  Max : Don't tell us we're taking care of the eggs until they hatch.

  Cameron Campbell : Take care of the eggs until they hatch!

  Neil : Well, shit.

  Max : Why'd I open my big mouth?

  Platypus : Muack!

• David : All right! Bonus activity day! I hope you kids are as excited as I am to be working on a Saturday!

  Cameron Campbell : Whoa Davey, I wouldn't go around calling this work. We don't need any child labor allegations thrown our way! Again. This doesn't count as overtime either.

  Max : Why are you making us do this?

  Cameron Campbell : Well, Mitchell, you see... These eggs are much too valuable to let some dumb animal take care of. It would probably lose it. Or eat it!

  Platypus : Muack!

  Neil : That's not how...

  Cameron Campbell : Plus! The USDA is really cracking down on biosecurity. Soooo... If any "government official" asks, This is an innocent camp activity with these eggs we just happened to find!

  Nikki : We did just happen to find them.

  Cameron Campbell : Exactly.