Santa Clarita Diet (TV Series)
Pasión (2018)
Timothy Olyphant: Joel Hammond
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Quotes
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Abby Hammond : Hey, if I ask you a boy question, will you promise not to be weird?
Joel Hammond : I promise.
Abby Hammond : There's this guy at school, Sven...
Joel Hammond : You can do better. OK, starting now.
Abby Hammond : He asked me out, so we're getting coffee today. Do I tell Eric, who likes me and may be really hurt? Or do I not tell him, which feels like I'm hiding it because Sven is hot and spent a summer in Greece playing guitar?
Joel Hammond : Well, let me ask you a question. Does Sven know your mother and I are constantly looking for people to kill?
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Sheila Hammond : Don't worry, I have a plan. I'm just gonna act like old Sheila, who's demure and chipper and never had an orgasm while eating a man's liver. Judging by your look, I haven't mentioned that before.
Joel Hammond : No, you have. I just never know what to say.
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Sheila Hammond : I'm worried about you talking to Ed Thune without me. He's a colonel, and as you just demonstrated with Deputy Garcia, you're not good with authority. I think it's because you have a cold, dominating dad.
Joel Hammond : Can we please leave Father out of this?
Sheila Hammond : The way you froze with Anne? If you do that with Colonel Thune and he's gone feral, you're gonna end up wearing your intestines as a necklace.
Joel Hammond : Fine. I'll just stake the place out, see what I can learn. I promise I'll be the coward you want me to be.
