The Adventures of the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (TV Mini Series)

The Body of Evil (2001)

Daran Norris: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : It has been a busy bunch of webisodes for the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder. They have defeated the Bronze Kneecap's gigantic leg of death, halted the Iron Lung's reign of terror, as well as putting in the Copper Cranium, Gilded Arches and Brass Knuckles behind old steel, where they belong.

• Narrator : All seemed calm in Chincinnati. And yet, the Crimson Chin was concerned. Five villains in as many webisodes, thought the jaw of justice. They may be up to something. They were!

• Narrator : The giant Doctor Robot, back from a game of Giant Doctor Golf had finally returned! And together, the five villains leapt into the big robot! Knuckles, arches, cranium, lungs, knee-cap! Together they form... the Body of Evil! Oh, crud, sighed the Dimpled Daredevil.

• Narrator : Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder knew that the Chin was outmatched. He could take out one villain, maybe two. But five? Cleft thought the robot had a head, a torso, legs, arms and feet. What was it missing? A heart! And so, Cleft did what any sidekick would do in a situation like this. He called for his fairies again. Cosmo and Wanda quickly turned Cleft into his alter-ego, which makes him Timmy's alter-alter-ego, a Heart of Gold!

• Narrator : Yes, that's right! The Heart of Gold jumped into the Body of Evil! Good versus bad, right versus wrong, who would win? Well, whose cartoon is this?

• Narrator : And with the bad guys in separate jail cells and the balance of good versus evil restored, it was time for Cleft to return home. Home! And Timmy's dad, seeing Timmy in his costume assumed it was Halloween and smacked him with a big bag of candy. A mighty reward for a job well done. And as they say on the last page, the end. The end! Oh, right. Can I have some of that?

  [Timmy turns the screen blank] 

  Narrator : Fine! I'll just sit here and starve!