Yahtzee: Duke Nukem Forever is a genre-defying masterpiece, combining elements of first-person shooters, adventure games, RTS's, typing tutors, Cooking Mama, and ordinarily I'd expect such a game to feel schizophrenic and thinly spread, but it all merges seamlessly together in a way I thought impossible. I started the game first-person shooting at terrorists in a military complex, then four or five hours later I was in a restaurant on the Moon making ravioli for an incoming alien wedding party. And I honestly couldn't tell you where any significant changes occurred in the intervening time. But what really boggles my mind is the sheer amount of effort that went into the fake screenshots and trailers that were released throughout development to give the false impression that the game was an utterly generic brown FPS that any competent studio could have farted out in a year or two. And that the entire team were time-wasting cock sections with the work ethic of an overweight house cat with no legs. And I was honestly taken in.