"Law & Order: Special Victims Unit" Info Wars (TV Episode 2018) Poster

Jonathan Judge-Russo: Randy Platt

Quotes 

  • Randy Platt : I'm here because I was served with a subpoena, and I obey the law unlike some other individuals.

    Jed Karey : Why'd you attend Martha Cobb's speech at Hudson University, Mr. Platt?

    Randy Platt : Because we knew the antifa cucks and the "Black Lies Matter" crybabies would try to stop her from speaking.

    Jed Karey : Now, who's this "we" you're referring to?

    Randy Platt : I'm the leader of a group called Patriots of the American Way.

    Jed Karey : Right, yeah. According to your website, its mission statement is to, "Purge the country of degenerate filth and create a white ethno-state"?

    Randy Platt : That's right.

    Jed Karey : Well, just so we understand this clearly, which members of the jury would your group want to purge?

    Rafael Barba : Objection.

    Judge Heshy Horowitz : I'll allow it.

    [to Platt] 

    Judge Heshy Horowitz : You may answer.

    Randy Platt : [points out nonwhite jurors]  Him, her, her, him, her.

    Juror : [angrily rises from his seat]  Step out of this courtroom, and I'll kick the living crap out of you.

    [all talking indistinctly; gavel bangs] 

    Judge Heshy Horowitz : All right, let's all take it easy.

    Randy Platt : Oh, and just to finish my answer flannel shirt in the back row. I can't tell if he's a Jew and/or a homosexual. We'd have to conduct some research into him.

  • Randy Platt : They want to silence any woman who doesn't demonize the entire male race!

  • Jed Karey : Mr. Platt, isn't it a fact that you're an ignorant troll who fetishizes guns because of your tiny, tiny hands? That's what Martha Cobb called you at the bar at the Park Milano Hotel the night before her speech.

    Randy Platt : Wait a sec.

    Jed Karey : You made a pass at her there, and she proceeded to humiliate you.

    Randy Platt : Who told you that?

    Jed Karey : The three witnesses from the bar I have waiting in the rotunda. Your hero emasculated you. That must have infuriated you, right? So much so that you got payback the next day at Hudson University.

    Randy Platt : Dirty little shyster!

    Jed Karey : Nothing further.

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