- [first lines]
- Meg Griffin: Wow, you guys. I've never been to a resturant where they cook right in front of you.
- Stewie Griffin: Ugh. You know, later we're going to have to take one of those forced-happiness family photos that come into resturants' tacky frame.
- Chris Griffin: Why are you so fucking negative *all the time*?
- Stewie Griffin: I... I don't... uh, uh... what?
- Brian Griffin: [seeing Peter in a skydiving suit] Uuuuh... Where the hell are you going?
- Peter Griffin: Lois told me to go jump off a cliff to prove my friendship to the guys.
- Brian Griffin: Are... are you... are you *sure* that's what she said?
- Peter Griffin: I don't... I don't know, Brian, her shirt was kinda open, I was trying to get a peek down there. Anyway, I gotta go jump off a cliff.
- Brian Griffin: [he starts driving away] Peter, wait! Hold on, this is CRAZY! Damn it.
- Lois Griffin: Where's Peter going?
- Brian Griffin: [starts staring at her cleavage] Huh?
- Lois Griffin: Oh, for God's sake.
- Peter Griffin: [Peter shows his family his tiger shirt] What do you think? How do I look?
- Lois Griffin: Like a gas station energy drink.
- Peter Griffin: [Peter is flying with his wing suit] Oh crap, a Canadian Goose.
- Canadian Goose: Look out, eh.
- Peter Griffin: Stewie, Daddy can't feel his legs! Go get help!
- Stewie Griffin: I'm hanging from a door you idiot!