- Brion Markov: All right. All right. Seriously, then. Dr. Jace had a name for the powers in my bloodline. She called it, uh, Geo-Force.
- Artemis Crock: Huh. Geo-Force. That's a bit less of a stripper name.
- Dick Grayson: Says the girl named Tigress. Rrrra!
- [Artemis hits him]
- Dick Grayson: Ow!
- Artemis Crock: Says the guy who took his name from an 80's mullet rock band.
- Dick Grayson: [laughs slightly then is serious] Not true.
- Brion Markov: As children, my sister, brother and I would pretend to be Wonder Woman, Batman and Superman in our play room. I used to say Superman could beat anyone because of his powers. Gregor argued Batman could beat Superman by outsmarting him.
- Conner Kent: That's stupid. Why would they ever fight?
- Artemis Crock: Hmm, if they were being controlled by bad guys.
- Dick Grayson: Nah, that could never happen.
- Vandal Savage: The control diadem will make you one with the Warworld, but your consciousness will be no more than a drop in an ocean of circuits and steel. Do not try to move the ocean. Focus on what must be done. And the ocean will move for you.
- Olympia Savage: For war is death, and death is waste. A life should not be wasted while it may yet be controlled to serve a greater purpose.
- Dick Grayson: [after giving the team supersuits] Now you won't be naked when training.
- Brion Markov: [Awkwardly] Thank you. Naked was, uh, not my style.
- Forager: What is wrong with naked? Forager is naked now.
- Artemis Crock: Can I pretend I don't know that?
- Forager: Fine.
- [Puts on hat]
- Forager: Now Forager is not naked.
- Vandal Savage: I am Vandal Savage of Earth and my homeworld is off limits to all incursion or invasion. Leave now or suffer the Warworld.
- Vandal Savage: Greetings, Darkseid.
- Darkseid: Greetings, Savage. What news?
- Vandal Savage: Our plan progresses, but an outside player threatens Earth. To protect our investment, I require... resources.
- [Darkseid turns to face Savage]
- Darkseid: Our arrangement grants you this privilege. The might of Apokolips is yours to unleash. Send your request.
- Vandal Savage: Our partnership is strengthened by your benevolence and wisdom, Darkseid.
- Darkseid: Indeed, Savage.
- [turns his back to Savage]
- Darkseid: Indeed.
- Brion Markov: Ah, yes. Our superhero names.
- Conner Kent: It sounds a little silly, but you need one for our field comms to keep your identity secret from the bad guys.
- Violet: I'm Halo! It was the first name you gave me, and I like it. I'm Violet at home. I'm Halo during a mission. Halo.
- Brion Markov: Halo is a beautiful name and describes your powers well. I will take a name that describes my powers, too. From now on, call me... Hot Lava.
- [Dick and Artemis laugh]
- Brion Markov: What? In my new form-fitting super-suit, I bring the hotness, do I not? Hot Lava!
- Artemis Crock: [Still laughing] I'm not calling you Hot Lava.
- Conner Kent: Agreed.