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Porthole (2018)

Can't Have You (original title)
ALAN (Michael Nathanson), a successful TV producer of popular but bubble-headed sci-fi series, is about to get married to his beautiful fiancée, JENNIFER (Charlbi Dean), the voluptuous but ... See full summary »

Director:

Mark A. Altman (as Alan Smithee)

Writer:

Mark A. Altman (as Alan Smithee Jr.)
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Cast

Credited cast:
Steve Agee ... Mitch
Viva Bianca ... Laura
Miklós Bányai ... Jose
Charlbi Dean ... Jennifer - Kassidy Kubrick (as Charlbi Dean Kriek)
Madison Dylan ... Megan the Masseuse
Lina Esco ... Liberty / Julie
Johnathan Fernandez ... Stephen
Diana Gettinger Diana Gettinger ... Gabrielle
Nikki Griffin ... Lola
Adam Huss ... Steven
Sierra Love Sierra Love ... Amber
J.C. MacKenzie ... Ian
Michael Nathanson ... Alan
Rachel Pringle ... Genesis
Armin Shimerman ... Dr. Hans Meeker
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ALAN (Michael Nathanson), a successful TV producer of popular but bubble-headed sci-fi series, is about to get married to his beautiful fiancée, JENNIFER (Charlbi Dean), the voluptuous but vacuous star of his hit TV show, "Porthole." To celebrate, they schedule a destination wedding in Palm Springs, where he holds a reunion of his closest friends from college. Arriving in Palm Springs to celebrate are a diverse range of characters including his best friends KEVIN (Jason Tobias), now an attorney who has given up his dreams for the future, his ex-wife GABRIELLE (Diana Gettinger), who is going through a mid-life crisis of her own and has taken up with a young and wild 20 year old, AMBER (Sierra Love), the pretentious and prurient blogger IAN (J.C. Mackenzie), his old college roommate MITCH (Steve Agee), a successful and well-adjusted dentist and STEVEN (Adam Huss), who is attending with his new boyfriend STEPHEN (Johnathan Fernandez). But the person Alan is most excited to see is LAURA (... Written by Casey Schreffler

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A reunion,a wedding, a fiasco! See more »

Genres:

Comedy | Drama | Romance

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The director was so ashamed that used the Directors Guild approved nom de plume Alan Smithee. See more »

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31 October 2020 | by tpapasadoraSee all my reviews

I can only provide this rating based off the first 10 minutes of the movie, only because that's as far as I made it before giving up entirely.


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Country:

USA

Language:

English

Release Date:

2018 (USA) See more »

Also Known As:

Porthole See more »

Filming Locations:

Palm Springs, California, USA See more »

Company Credits

Production Co:

Atlantis Canyon See more »
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Sound Mix:

Stereo

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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