- Frija Dengdamor: You keep saying "your world" as though we're supposed to believe it.
- Todd Brotzman: You think you're the only ones having a hard time believing this is happening? I did not sign up for some kind of murder-y, acid-trip Ren Faire nightmare!
- Dirk Gently: [in disguise and with a fake accent] Top o' the mornin' to ya, guvna! I be being a normal man of this place 'ere. Ahoy y'all!
- Executioner: It's past noon, ya hoopty frood. Give us a hand, will ya? Make yourself useful.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: What are you guys talking about? Dimensions?
- Ken: Like a hidden world inside the house. There were references to something like it in the old file, from the original Blackwing in the 60s. Now, they never followed up after the government pulled funding from Project Paperclip and cancelled all the top-secret programs. Somebody dropped the ball back then. 50 Years later, looks like a touchdown on the half-court for an interception.
- Sgt. Hugo Friedkin: Huh?
- Ken: I don't play sports.
- Tina Tevetino: [to a comatose Bob] I just caught Scott with weed, I didn't so much as write him a ticket - I just took the drugs cause I'm a good friend.