The Good Place (TV Series)
Team Cockroach (2017)
Jameela Jamil: Tahani Al-Jamil
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Quotes
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Tahani Al-Jamil : Oh, no. I died in *Cleveland*?
Michael : I don't think that should be your biggest takeaway from that story.
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Michael : One of my employees is blackmailing me. Vicky. She runs the clam chowder place in the main square, A Little Bit Chowder Now.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Oh, the place with the-the chowder fountain?
Eleanor Shellstrop : No, that's Pump Up the Clam. A Little Bit Chowder Now has the lazy river of chowder.
[gagging]
Eleanor Shellstrop : How did we ever think this was the Good Place?
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Tahani Al-Jamil : So I'm just an embarrassment to you? Is that what you think of me?
Kamilah Al-Jamil : Honestly, I don't really think about you.
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Véronique : Tahani Al-Jamil, social activist, philanthropist, neck model, and now cover girl for "International Sophisticate Magazine." Tahani, welcome.
Tahani Al-Jamil : Oh, it's such an honor. I have long dreamt of being one of the women or yachts who grace your cover.
Véronique : Let's begin with your sister, Kamilah. A woman who, as you know, was offered the spot on our cover, but turned it down.
Tahani Al-Jamil : I actually didn't know that. Please, carry on.
Véronique : Well, next week, Kamilah will travel to Cleveland, Ohio to become the youngest person ever inducted into the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame. Remarkable.
Tahani Al-Jamil : [Beat] Is there a question?
Véronique : Don't you find that remarkable?
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Tahani Al-Jamil : [Hiding her resentment] Kamilah is very impressive. As you know, she released her debut album only six months ago and yet, the critics thought it was so brilliant that the Hall of Fame decided to waive its 25 year waiting period.
