Taekwondo Kid (2018) User Reviews

barely a movie

[vandwedge · 15 November 2020]

This movie is entirely filler. There is no plot. It is just hanging around in a forest, hanging around at a carnival, hanging around at a dojo, hanging around at a playground, back and forth, back and forth. No two scenes connect to each other. The soundtrack is completely arbitrary.

It's bad, but not bad enough to be enjoyable. It's just boring.

Worse than Born into Mafia

[samuraicopper · 1/10 · 29 August 2021]

I enjoy a bad movie but this is sub-enjoyably bad. Versace gets worse over time at filmmaking. If there's an actual script, I'll be shocked. Try to make it through this. I feel bad for these kids in the movie. I imagine the director was trying to slay their moms? No plot. The music never matches the film. Sound editing is worse than Birdemic. In fact, Birdemic is a masterpiece compared to this. Good luck finding any taekwondo.