- Jennifer Jareau: How'd it go with Laura's parents?
- Emily Prentiss: Worst part of the job. Always has been, always will be.
- Emily Prentiss: [opening quote] Serial killer Carl Panzram said: "I believe the only way to reform people is to kill them"
- Dr. Spencer Reid: [closing quote] "You can't connect the dots looking forward, you can only connect them looking backwards, so you have to trust that they will somehow connect in your future" - Steve Jobs
- Emily Prentiss: [Calls] Garcia?
- Penelope Garcia: Welcome to the request line at noon with Penny. What's your pleasure?
- Emily Prentiss: Florence Nightingale. Why does that type of woman flip his switch?
- Luke Alvez: I could make a joke about uniforms and sponge baths...... . but that would be beneath me...
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Guys! Both victims were wearing a lipstick called Midnight Surprise, which contains red dye number 2 and amaranth, but there's the thing, red dye number 2 was found to be carcinogenic and has been banned from manufacturing in cosmetics since the 1980's
- David Rossi: Midnight Surprise, so I guess lip cancer qualifies as a surprise
- Penelope Garcia: Uh, allow me to provide the unhappy transition to the sad part of our day job. Ok, yesterday afternoon in Naples, Florida, two bicyclists stumbled upon 26-year-old Ann Baker. She had been put in a suitcase and left by the side of the road.
- Jennifer Jareau: Disarticulated?
- Penelope Garcia: I hate it, but I know what that words means. No, she was s in one piece
- David Rossi: We haven't matched dental records of our Jane Doe yet. We're widen the search a 100 miles at the time
- Luke Alvez: Oh, hopefully she didn't have her cavities filled in Alaska