- Ryan Stiles: [in "Hoedown", about farmers]
- [singing]
- Ryan Stiles: Being a farmer is kind of slim pickings. / That's why I decided to raise a bunch of chickens. / I'm really nice to all of them, I have quite a flock. / I talk nicely to my hens, and I always stroke my cock.
- Ryan Stiles: [in "World's Worst", the subject is Things to Say or Do on a Flight]
- [to Aisha]
- Ryan Stiles: You got a lot of nerve flying Virgin.